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« on: May 29, 2006, 11:32:36 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 01:39:24 AM »
B: Will *you* play patty-cake with me Sheriff Patterson?
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 02:10:07 AM »
BC: "So, Patty... you don't mind if I call you that?  How about Angel Drawers?  Anyway, so you're concerned about a girl being kidnapped, kept in a dungeon, and hypnotized into a sick relationship with her vampire kidnapper?"
P: (toward window) "BACKUP!!"
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2006, 03:28:24 AM »
Barnabas: Oh? you've seen that one? well this is different... this is the graveyard and this is the mausoleum, open the coffin and that's where you'll see em.

Sheriff Patterson:  Cool!
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2006, 10:51:01 PM »
"Pray tell, Sheriff Patterson.  I want the truth now! Are you as much of a Marvin Hamlisch devotee as I am?"  >:D
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2006, 12:56:27 AM »
Barnabas:  "I'm merely praying, Sheriff Patterson.  I always say Grace...before a meal."

(CUE OMINOUS MUSIC...FADE TO BLACK)
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2006, 02:26:11 PM »
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on June 09, 2006, 12:56:27 AM
Barnabas:  "I'm merely praying, Sheriff Patterson.  I always say Grace...before a meal."

(CUE OMINOUS MUSIC...FADE TO BLACK)
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 03:01:10 PM »
"Sheriff, has anyone ever told you, how much you resemble my fellow 'Brit,' the acclaimed film director Alfred Hitchcock, circa 1935, when he directed The Thirty-Nine Steps?  In fact, I almost expect you to say, 'Good evening,' everytime you visit me."
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2006, 03:15:47 AM »
Barnabas:  You see, Sheriff, I'm not only the President of the Hair Club For Men, I'm also a member!
Patterson:  Tell me, do they have a "Buy five plugs, get one free" plan?
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2006, 08:51:53 AM »
P: "Mr. Collins, we've had reports of a madman stalking the area, stealing people's pet canaries, and then swallowing them!    Would you happen to know anything about this?"
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« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2006, 02:45:48 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on October 09, 2006, 03:15:47 AM
Barnabas:  You see, Sheriff, I'm not only the President of the Hair Club For Men, I'm also a member!
Patterson:  Tell me, do they have a "Buy five plugs, get one free" plan?

LOL!  This must be the MPI plan!   [hall_wink]
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« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2006, 03:59:13 PM »
Sheriff:  Barnabas I'm looking for a Ms. Fletcher.  She was researching a string of Murders around here for a Mystery book she's writing.

Barnabas:  Ah Murder she Wrote . . er . .writes . .  I'm sure she at her hotel and alive, yeah that's the ticket.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2006, 05:15:52 PM »
Quote from: BuzzH on May 30, 2006, 01:39:24 AM
B: Will *you* play patty-cake with me Sheriff Patterson?

ROFLMAO!  Good thing I'm on my lunch hour reading these!
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2006, 07:42:07 AM »
BC: "I'm so glad you happened by, Sheriff... the reflection off your head is brightening this room up considerably!"
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2006, 11:52:18 PM »
BC: Did you come to see me about Willie, Sheriff Patterson?  I do my best to keep him in line.  Regular spankings right across my lap here seem to do the trick.
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