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Episode #0502
« on: May 29, 2006, 12:24:34 AM »
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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2006, 04:04:48 AM »
L: Do you like my new hat Willie?  You can be honest.
W: Uh, gee Mrs. Stoddard, well....
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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 03:28:33 AM »
WL: "And this is Don Pardo saying, you bet your bippy!"
ECS: "You've joined one of those awful cults, haven't you?!   You can tell me!"
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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2006, 04:55:26 AM »
Elizabeth:  Good afternoon, Willie.  Lovely day, isn't it?
Willie:  Yes, um, Mrs. Stoddard, you know, with no indoor plumbing, it's not a good idea to stop a guy if he runs out of the house real fast, like I just did, so if you don't mind, I'll see you later.
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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2006, 05:09:05 AM »
ELIZABETH: Willie, I'm Collinsport's newest Avon Lady... and I'm here to sell you the perfect shampoo to combat that dry, itchy scalp of yours.

WILLIE: Ah, geez, Mrs. Stoddard, doncha have somethin' for Barnabas' pointy bangs instead?!
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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2006, 12:53:56 AM »
Apologies...
ECS: "This isn't Ceti Alpha Six!  It's Ceti Alpha Five!"
WL:  "I'm pretty sure these are just regular earthworms you just put in my ear, Mrs. Stoddahd!" [female_skull] [female_skull] [female_skull]
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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2006, 02:18:09 AM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 28, 2006, 12:53:56 AM
ECS: "This isn't Ceti Alpha Six!  It's Ceti Alpha Five!"
WL:  "I'm pretty sure these are just regular earthworms you just put in my ear, Mrs. Stoddahd!"

Too funny!   [hall2_grin]
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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2006, 03:41:41 AM »
Elizabeth: I heard what you said about my new scarf!  Hangmans noose indeed!
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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2007, 02:01:26 AM »
 ;D Willie: Mrs. Stoddard, are ya sure yer feelin' alright? I mean, when I lived at Collinwood ya couldn't stand the sight o' me an' now here ya are askin' me if I dig older women. Well as a matter o' fact I do, 'specially if they're rich!

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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2007, 09:40:11 PM »
Quote from: Alondra on January 19, 2007, 02:01:26 AM
;D Willie: Mrs. Stoddard, are ya sure yer feelin' alright? I mean, when I lived at Collinwood ya couldn't stand the sight o' me an' now here ya are askin' me if I dig older women. Well as a matter o' fact I do, 'specially if they're rich.

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Re: Episode #0502
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2010, 03:58:30 PM »
Whats new around here? Just some lab equipment and a dead body - Doh..... I mean nothin..... nothin at all Mrs. Stoddard.
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