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Episode #1022
« on: May 27, 2006, 08:15:28 PM »
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2006, 09:23:25 PM »
Q:  "You're thinking about Yaeger's nose, aren't you?!"
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2006, 02:30:05 AM »
M: Ooh, what are you doing back there Quentin?
Q: It's called the "Venus Butterfly" baby!   >:D
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2006, 04:35:06 AM »
Quentin:  Maggie, you knew it was my turn! now take that off right now!



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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2006, 11:40:26 PM »
"Now, Maggie, dearest, it would be incredibly rude of me, if I didn't invite Alexis to spend the night in bed with us, especially considering it's her very first night in the great house of Collinwood!" ::)
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2006, 11:57:33 PM »
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If that actually works, every man in the world will be trying it on even the slightest chance of instigating a threesome!  :3some:

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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2006, 12:07:46 AM »
Quote from: Mysterious Benefactor on June 08, 2006, 11:57:33 PM
If that actually works, every man in the world will be trying it on even the slightest chance of instigating a threesome!

Yes, and didn't P.T. Quentin possess such "finesse" and, even "savoir-faire," in dealing with his blushing, new bride, Maggie Evans-Collins? ::) >:D >:(
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2006, 04:23:22 AM »
Q: "Good grief... so what if there's a life-size dummy of you hung in effigy in the corner?   It doesn't mean Hoffman doesn't like you!"
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2008, 02:38:19 AM »
Maggie: NO! this is my bed, and I'm going to sleep in it.

Quentin: You do know this was my bed before you even came here, move over darling.
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2008, 12:21:27 AM »
Q: "I tell you, a three-way isn't that radical a step!   We're two thirds of the way there, already!"
M: "But does it really have to be Hoffman?"
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2008, 07:21:01 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on June 04, 2008, 12:21:27 AM
M: "But does it really have to be Hoffman?"

Hoffman?!  :o  ... But then, if one thinks about it, the only other woman in the house is Angelexis - and including her would be SO wrong on SO MANY levels - so Hoffman gets included by default.  [wink2]  And besides, Hoffman loves nothing better than to screw with Maggie - in a threesome she can do it literally!  [lghy]
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2008, 08:59:54 PM »
(And you know Hoffman would be finding fault with Maggie's 'performance' at every opportunity....   'Oh dear, you want to do that, do you.... that's not what the mistress of Collinwood would have done.....')
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2008, 11:13:09 PM »
Quentin: "Come on, Maggie, stop playing hard to get! Quentin's gotta have it!!"
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2008, 03:10:18 AM »
Quentin plug your nose.  People might even smell this one in the foyer. 
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Re: Episode #1022
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2009, 03:56:16 AM »
Quentin found that women responded well to waking up to view him leeringly watching them sleep. That or they were too scared to suggest otherwise, but why lose the tradition now?
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