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Episode #0521
« on: May 09, 2006, 07:36:59 AM »
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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2006, 02:19:53 PM »
Before "Laverne & Shirley", there was the failed sitcom "Julia & Barnabas"!   ;D
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"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2006, 06:19:51 PM »
Julia:  "He keeps prattling on about a 'credit card' or something.  Low fixed introductory rate???"
Barnabas:  "It's like he's intentionally not giving us a chance to say anything..."
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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2006, 12:34:41 AM »
Barnabas and Julia become first victims to fall prey to the evil telemarketer! (Thunder clap sounds in the background,  proceeded by a sinister laugh.)
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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2006, 08:28:29 AM »
Phone:  I'm the viper I'm coming to vipe your vindows.
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Phone:  Is your refrigerator running?  Well you better let him out.  Haha. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2006, 05:36:17 PM »
BC: "You mean to say that I and one very special member of the audience will receive a brand-new coffin?   You won't believe this, Regis, but that's exactly what I've been needing lately!"
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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2006, 04:48:49 AM »
Telephone:  Thank you for calling the Windcliff Sanatarium.  No one can come to the phone right now because we're all out looking for escaped patients.  Please leave a message.
Julia:  The new answering machine at Windcliff is an absolute godsend!
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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2006, 05:03:32 AM »
Julia: He says he wants Amanda Hugandkiss...

Barnabas: He wants Amanda Hugandkiss? There's no one in this house by that....wait a minute! Listen you
 Â              little punk, if I ever catch you, I am gonna beat you senseless with the head of my cane!

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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2006, 03:45:37 PM »
Quote from: IluvBarnabas on November 20, 2006, 05:03:32 AM
Julia: He says he wants Amanda Hugandkiss...
Barnabas: He wants Amanda Hugandkiss? There's no one in this house by that....wait a minute! Listen you little punk, if I ever catch you, I am gonna beat you senseless with the head of my cane!

Another good Barnabas retort...B: If I find out who you are, I'm gonna stuff sausages down your throat and Chris Jennings up your butt!
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"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2006, 09:44:29 PM »
Professor Stokes on phone: Julia, this is Elliot... I just wanted to tell you thanks for the wonderful evening last night.. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me... But what ever you do don't let Barnabas find out!
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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2006, 05:14:39 PM »
This is Temporal AT&T.  Your account shows you haven't paid your telephone bill from your 1995 parallel time trip.  You must pay your bill by 1971 to avoid late fees. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 04:09:34 AM »
Julia thinking: Now if Barnabas tries to listen in on this call, I can move my head real close to his. Then I can press my cheek to his. Maybe if I do this just so, he'll kiss me before it's all over...

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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 05:04:20 AM »
Quote from: Lydia on November 20, 2006, 04:48:49 AM
Telephone:  Thank you for calling the Windcliff Sanatarium.  No one can come to the phone right now because we're all out looking for escaped patients.  Please leave a message.

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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2007, 06:09:39 AM »
Julia:  Yes, the refrigerator is running.  Why do you ask?
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Re: Episode #0521
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 09:19:40 PM »
Willie (on the phone): Julia, Barnabas - I'm in New York on a game show held in a cab. I need the answer to a question...living dead refers to what blood sucking creature of the night?

Barnabas (thinking): I know I know this, it's on the tip of my tongue...
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