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[Uncle Roger]

Bob, the only thing that would have made a Barnabas/Buzz storyline better would have been an appearance by the great Harvey Lembeck as Eric Von Zipper.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   OMG -YES!!

And just imagine if it turned out he was Buzz' long-lost father...

[Uncle Roger]

And Susan Hart, as The Ghost In The Invisible Bikini, would certainly have given Josette a run for the ectoplasmic money. And Barnabas would have fallen for her immediately. If not sooner.

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   Definitely a huge YES!! on all of those counts!! Especially for Barn falling immediately!! If not sooner!!!! 

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Bob, the only thing that would have made a Barnabas/Buzz storyline better would have been an appearance by the great Harvey Lembeck as Eric Von Zipper.

Oh, Uncle Roger,

Your reference to the immortal Eric Von Zipper brings back memories of my parents taking my brothers and I to the local drive-in to see several of those “classic” Frankie Avalon/Annette Funicello movies way back during the early 1960s.

I think actor Peter Turgeon, the actor who portrayed the Dr. Dave Woodard, who gets “offed” by Barnabas, was in one of those “beach” movies.

I believe Don Rickles portrayed the aptly named “Jack Fanny” in another one of those Frankie and Annette films. It would have been great fun to have seen “Mr. Warmth” on DS and opining on Barnabas and Willie living in a drafty house with no electricity, heat or working “water closets” or the fact that Dr. Julia Hoffman was apparently the world’s greatest schnorrer, what with her staying on and on and on at Collinwood and never thinking about ever leaving the great house.

[Uncle Roger]

Peter Turgeon appeared in the second film in the series, Muscle Beach Party. Alas, it's the only film in the series that Harvey Lembeck and his gang do not appear.
But it does have the participation of the amazing Candy Johnson. Candy, usually attired in a minidress covered with fringe, danced up a literal storm. Can you just imagine her shaking her groove thing to one of Robert Cobert's groovy numbers at The Blue Whale??

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Oh, yes, the exceedingly energetic (to say the least!) Candy Johnson, the very attractive dancer in those classic beach films!

You know, I always wished that during the Adam storyline, Dan Curtis would have had Eve, resplendent in that oh-so-tight black evening dress of hers, sashay into the Blue Whale one night, during one of those “supposed” long walks she would take along the shoreline (just to get away from the clumsily amorous and not-too-handsome Adam). It would have been great to have seen Bob Rooney, Joe Haskell, Mr. Wells and the Eagle Hill Cemetery caretaker react to the oh-so-striking Eve as she plopped her callipygian caboose on a bar stool there! 

But, to see the curvaceous Candy Johnson “shake-her-booty” in the Blue Whale would have been EVEN better!   

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Remember that Eve was forbidden by Nicholas to let anyone see her. Not that she followed many of his orders. So, in the words of Gilder Radner's Emily Litella, I suppose I should say, "Never mind." 

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Yes, I do remember that warning from Nicholas to Eve. Still, it must have been lousy for Eve to stay in that seaside house all of the time, what with the over-sexed Adam trying to get to “know” Eve in the “Biblical sense” all of the time.

However, I do remember when Adam brought Eve to Collinwood to meet Carolyn and to see where Adam stayed at Collinwood. That went about as “well” as when Donald and Melanie Trump “greeted” Joe and Dr. Jill Biden at the White House just before Grandpa Joe’s inauguration ceremony as the new POTUS. 

[MagnusTrask]

Bob-- "Callipygian"...  you have supplied me with my Word For the Day!

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Magnus,

I think I once heard the immortal Dr. Eric Lang, in describing his girlfriend, Leona Eldridge to Barnabas, say that Leona absolutely had THE most “callipygian keester,” he had ever seen during his over 200 years-plus on this Earth! 

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Bob-- "Callipygian"...  you have supplied me with my Word For the Day!

Magnus,

I think I once heard the immortal Dr. Eric Lang, in describing his girlfriend, Leona Eldridge to Barnabas, say that Leona absolutely had THE most “callipygian keester,” he had ever seen during his over 200 years-plus on this Earth! 

Oops! I meant to say that Barnabas, in complimenting Leona’s obvious “pulchitude,” told Dr. Lang of his admiration for the good doctor’s girlfriend’s decidedly zaftig appearance. 

[MagnusTrask]

Lang's older than I thought! Off to Google "zaftig"...