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« on: April 27, 2006, 11:05:10 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 11:13:55 PM »

CANE: I still say the artist never captured me. I'm very impressive in person. Wouldn't you say so, ring?

RING: (Thinking) PUHLEASE! Who cares about you? The portrait is all about ME! Did Roger ask if anyone noticed the cane? NO! He asked if they noticed me, THE RING!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2006, 07:11:24 AM »

CANE: I still say the artist never captured me. I'm very impressive in person. Wouldn't you say so, ring?

RING: (Thinking) PUHLEASE! Who cares about you? The portrait is all about ME! Did Roger ask if anyone noticed the cane? NO! He asked if they noticed me, THE RING!!

Gollum, off camera: "I noticed you, my precioussssss!"
ECS: "Are you a guest or the main course?  Roger keeps inviting guests without telling me, and/or bringing home road kill for Mrs. Johnson to prepare...""
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2006, 02:07:29 PM »

Barnabas (OS): " I haven't aged a bit! I still look- oh wait, I forgot that's not a mirror.  But then, I can't use one anyway!"
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2006, 02:07:52 PM »

CANE: I still say the artist never captured me. I'm very impressive in person. Wouldn't you say so, ring?

RING: (Thinking) PUHLEASE! Who cares about you? The portrait is all about ME! Did Roger ask if anyone noticed the cane? NO! He asked if they noticed me, THE RING!!

Funny!!   :D

Gollum, off camera: "I noticed you, my precioussssss!"

This however got a HUGE guffaw from me!  One of the funniest captions ever!   [laughing4] [stfl]
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2006, 10:25:45 PM »

ANNOUNCER (Off-camera): Today on Dark Shadows, Barnabas looks at his so-called ancestor's portrait.
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2006, 09:53:42 PM »

Portrait: Weren't you ever taught its impolite to stare?
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