Episode #0076

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: "All of a sudden Liz feared that her deepest, darkest secret was about to finally catch up to her and Roger and Burke were about to reveal that they both knew she...!!"

 

[McTrooper]

Had Paul stuffed and mounted like a hunting trophy that she kept in the little known north wing of the house.

[Uncle Roger]

Worked a double shift at Burger King

[Mysterious Benefactor]

Very Inventive, McTrooper and Uncle Roger!!

 

[Uncle Roger]

  I wish that I was skilled enough at photo shopping to put Joan Bennett in a Burger King uniform. 

[Mysterious Benefactor]

   Can you even imagine?! 

[Uncle Roger]

I think that it would go something like this:

Customer: "Aren't you Elizabeth Collins Stoddard?"
Elizabeth (very exhausted): "I used to be."

*Said by Joan Bennett under somewhat different circumstances.

[McTrooper]

Hehe thank you Mysterious Benefactor

lol Uncle Rodger
You know if you have a flatbed scanner and a printer you could print out an employee in uniform, remove the face and put a print out on Elizabeth behind it.  Scanning it in  . . .  Resulting in a photo op effect like how you stick your head through a wooden cut out.   . . .  I did that with my brother once

[Uncle Roger]

Thanks, McTrooper. I don't have either one of those things.