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Episode #0475
« on: April 20, 2006, 12:37:01 AM »

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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2006, 12:40:35 AM »
Barnabas had never been fond of Stokes' eccentricities, but he became really perturbed when in the middle of an intense conversation about how they could yet again save the Collins family, Stokes suddenly decided to perform his infamous impression of a Maine bull moose.

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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2006, 12:52:38 AM »
Rainey HOWLS with laughter!!!  [stfl]

Where the HELL did you find that image of the moose??!! [lghy]
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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2006, 01:17:59 AM »
Announcer:  Today on Dark Shadows, Professor Stokes demonstrates to Barnabas how Viagra truly works!
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BTW, this is one of my all time FAVORITE scenes w/Stokes--he insults Barnabas' furniture w/a class only the Professor can muster!  ;)
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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2006, 01:31:21 AM »
Here's what Stokes actually said in this scene.  Cracks me UP every time!!   :D
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Stokes: It *is* Oliver Bennet, I knew it!  Greatest cabinet maker Marian Massachusetts ever produced.  Pity he was drunk when he made this!
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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2006, 02:08:06 AM »
LOL, MB!

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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2006, 04:08:25 AM »
Professor Stokes: Ah yes I see it.. Made in Nantucket.. Barnabas, did I ever tell you the cutest limerick I've heard about a lad from that place?

Barnabas, thinking: If I'd known that limerick was going to get passed around so much I wouldn't have thought it up.
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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2006, 03:06:49 PM »
Professor Stokes choose to show Barnabas his dowsing skills!

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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2006, 07:08:28 PM »
Barnabas (thinking):  "Cheap bastard...I should think he could afford to buy chewing gum!"

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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2006, 07:24:52 PM »
Barnabas (thinking):  "Cheap bastard...I should think he could afford to buy chewing gum!"

Okay, took me a minute to get this!  Funny!  ;)
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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2006, 07:58:36 PM »
Just chiming in to say that this is also one of my all time favorite scenes in DS.  

Jean-Claude, you show once again why you are justly regarded as one of the most EEE-vil men of the 21st Century!

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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2006, 09:11:57 PM »
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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2006, 10:15:40 PM »
ES: "Here we see how things might appear in Upside-Down Time..."

BC:  "Is your other self over there drunk too?"
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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2010, 04:20:08 PM »
Well, it's you're own fault professor - you know how rough Adam gets when you criticize his spelling.

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Re: Episode #0475
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2010, 07:22:17 PM »
 [pointing-up]  Um, Adam wasn't actually alive yet at this point in the story.  [wink2]