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Episode #0500
« on: April 15, 2006, 11:43:11 AM »
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2006, 03:52:03 PM »
Let's suppose this is 1968, the era I don't know...

(Thinking): "Yes, 'Graves Anatomy'... this should help me brush up for the Adam thing... or Judah Zachary in a couple years, whatever..."
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2006, 03:22:19 AM »
So engrossed was Julia in her reading that she failed to notice the approach of the possessed candelabra that resented being used as if it were a mere cigarette lighter and was, therefore, determined to destroy her.
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2006, 03:37:53 AM »
ANNOUNCER (Off Camera): And now, the medical report with Dr. Julia Hoffman.
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2006, 04:24:33 PM »
Julia, thinking:  "Hmmm, peaceful evening, good book...how long do you suppose this will last?"
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2006, 03:35:44 AM »
Julia reads though the cloggers diagram book.. while practicing the more difficult stomps.
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2006, 08:25:46 PM »
Quote from: ClaudeNorth on April 16, 2006, 03:22:19 AM
So engrossed was Julia in her reading that she failed to notice the approach of the possessed candelabra that resented being used as if it were a mere cigarette lighter and was, therefore, determined to destroy her.

OMG - that's hysterical!  [lghy]  [thumbright]
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2006, 08:28:48 PM »
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Julia Hoffman will do her best to unseat Allistair Cooke as host of Masterpiece Theater!
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2006, 12:31:35 AM »
CN-- The split second I see that photo now I see a creeping killer candelabra, but it never would have occurred to me on my own...!
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2006, 09:22:32 AM »
Basic Instinct... Dark Shadows Style.

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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2006, 02:06:02 PM »
Julia (writing): "April 5, 1971.    Now that Angelique is dead, Roxanne's chained up in her coffin, and Maggie's in Wyndecliffe, the field is wide open for me and Barnabas.  For tonight, I got a new perm, bought some Windsong perfume, and I'm on 'the pill'!!"
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2010, 04:22:40 PM »
Without central heating, Julia tries to keep warm by putting a candle to her crotch.
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Re: Episode #0500
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2010, 07:23:48 PM »
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