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« on: April 11, 2006, 08:07:00 PM »

 [salute]
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2006, 08:07:38 PM »

V: Why is he saluting but there's no one there? I don't understand!

J: I know crazy - and this Jeff is bonkers. We'll all be spared a lot of grief if I cart him off the Windcliff now, put him in a straightjacket, throw him into a padded room, and throw away the key.
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2006, 08:54:29 PM »

Vicki, whispering:  "He's touching his hair again."
Julia:  "It's a medical condition, called touchyhairophelia.  Nothing to worry about, it's actually quite common."
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2006, 09:45:56 PM »

Jeff Clark, with the lead pipe, in the mausoleum.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2006, 09:55:34 PM »

 [stfl] [laughing4] [lol2]

Excellent!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2006, 11:58:58 PM »

Alexandra Moltke: Grayson, you don't know how lucky you are- you get to work with Jonathan all day, but look what I'm stuck with!
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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2006, 12:57:48 AM »

J: (thinking) These women are nuts!  What are we doing in a mauseleum?  Oh well, I'll check my hair while they talk.
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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2006, 02:48:32 AM »

Literal LOL, Arashi!
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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2006, 03:48:02 PM »

RD: "Why am I carrying this cow insemenator again?"    (More bad karma...)
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2006, 02:05:19 AM »

Vickie: I'm sorry Julia, I guess I didn't hit him hard enough, he came to rather quickly.

Julia: Oh well, I'm sure you did your best.
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2006, 04:47:14 PM »

jeff(to himself):"now i know i'm supposed to be in love with the ditzy one...but that broad in the tweed suit is a fox!"

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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2007, 04:41:42 AM »

 >:( Jeff: If Vicki says, "I don't understand" one more time, I swear I'm gonna scream!

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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2007, 04:55:49 AM »

A Grayson, Roger is practicing his salute again.  He is either thinking of doing a military part or is this something from Hello Dolly??

G No he is going over his lines from Alias Smith and Jones, and he just hit his head because he keeps forgetting them.
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2015, 03:23:12 AM »

Jeff attempts to entertain the ladies with his impression of the Amazing Carnac.
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