Thank you Mysterious Benefactor
That’s a good description Uncle Roger, but now I’m picturing Rodger going around the grocery store and saying this like:
“You call yourself Oatmeal?! More like husk with sand mixed in.”
“You think you’re corn flakes?! More like corn cob flakes with lint mixed in.”
“You think you’re Raisin Bran?! More like fossilized pre chewed raisins and dandruff.”