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Episode #1206
« on: February 09, 2006, 01:13:03 AM »
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2006, 01:16:06 AM »
Julia: We're all so grateful to you, Minister.

Minister: Well, I know it's unseemly for a man of God to resort to an act of physical violence, but I had to stop the blatant act of indecency of Morgan Collins parading around in those pants.

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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2006, 04:11:11 AM »
BRAMWELL:  And I say, "HEAL!" in the name of JESUS!

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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2006, 04:37:40 AM »
Bramwell: Morgan, throwing a tantrum won't get you married to Catherine!  she's my gal! so there!

Morgan: Mommie! Cousin Bramwell won't let me play house with Catherine!! make him go home!
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2006, 09:14:46 AM »
Morgan: Catherine, I've looked everywhere for it, I just can't find your earring in this rug.
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2006, 10:47:56 AM »
Morgan:  "I realize we can't escape the Curse simply by walking out the front door... so, I'm trying to escape vertically.   I've made it as far as the carpet... so far, so good.....  HHRRNNG!!!   This is hard!!"
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2006, 01:04:21 PM »
Bramwell:  "Is he dead?  I hope so."

Catherine:  "I think not.  He's just faking - like he does with everything else....take his trousers for example.... "

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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2006, 05:30:15 PM »
Morgan's all out temper tantrum was misunderstood by all!   8)
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2006, 07:31:46 PM »
Another Collins bites the dust in a desparate but vain attempt to locate a bathroom in Collinwood. (If any family member ever stood around like his bladder was about to burst, it was Morgan!)  [bawl]
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2006, 06:52:40 AM »
Woman:  Oh poop.  This kind of thing always happens when I try to catch a Red Dwarf marathon.
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2006, 11:27:53 PM »
Woman:  Oh poop.  This kind of thing always happens when I try to catch a Red Dwarf marathon.

I don't get it, but any Red Dwarf mention is cool in my book!     And I think it was Morgan's rectum that was ready to burst all the time, not his bladder...
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2006, 07:02:06 PM »
I don't get it, but any Red Dwarf mention is cool in my book!     And I think it was Morgan's rectum that was ready to burst all the time, not his bladder...

:) I'm glad you liked the Red Dwarf mention.
Hmm . .  let's put it a different way.
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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2007, 09:11:26 AM »
Bramwell  "He's down for the count"

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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2007, 03:27:31 PM »
Julia: Oh Morgan stop being such a big baby! We are NOT going to have peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner and that's final!

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Re: Episode #1206
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2007, 04:10:57 PM »
Morgan: I don't want to be master of Collinwood SOMEDAY, I want to be master of Collinwood NOW!!!

Bramwell: Can it you twit!!!