first i will entertain him.....and then i will reward him

the so-called-reverend trask tries to give lieutenant forbes the impression he's a slob, but the lieutenant gets the impression he's a sexy beast

and then nathan forbes goes all bob barker (the price is right)

millicent collins - the high priestess of the barrel curl

naomi collins has a powertrain and a motor mouth and is a nifty shredder to boot

john edward presents:

abigail collins - dream a little dream of me

maud(ie) does her cabaret act from the closet

THE DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET OF THE WITCH - follow the bouncing hand to the old house

barnabas sings:

let me entertain you

wall you up for a while

i can summon you with some old tricks

cover you up with some new bricks

i'm very versatile

T-R-R-A-A-A-S-S-S-S--K-K-K-K-K

THE BEST EVER RESPONSE TO OUR FAVORITE OVERUSED LINE:

trask - "i don't understand."

barnabas - "there's no reason why you should."

the so-called-reverend trask's so-called duty comes to an end

ALL IN ALL IT'S JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THEALL

t.

abigail collins - dream a little dream of me

I say it is more like a nightmare!

THE DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET OF THE WITCH - follow the bouncing hand to the old house

ROTFLOMPIMP!!!  
I could totally picture this!

Henry/Casper it is SO good to see your writings again! Thank you for your daily side splitting dose of hilarity!

Karen #2