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« on: February 01, 2006, 12:05:20 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2006, 12:30:11 AM »

LIZ: What's wrong Mrs. Johnson?
MRS. J: I've seen those kids tried to scare me while they lock me up with a ghost...Worse than Harry been smoking pot!
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2006, 02:00:05 AM »

Elizabeth: What is it Mrs.Johnson? is something the matter?


Mrs.Johnson: Mmmm, no... David gave me some of his Bazooka Bubble Gum, here let me show you what I mean.
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the wicked are punished so you must be good"
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2006, 03:00:38 AM »

Mrs. Johnson : Wadr  Wadr

Mrs. Stoddard  : Cottonmouth again Mrs. Johnson?? Stay away from Willies stash, its bunk!
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its a sudden death that i know, my father wrote me to say that, my cousin, uncle jeremiah was, was very disturbed.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2006, 06:33:37 PM »

Mrs. Johnson:  Mrs. Stoddard that son of yours is evil I tell you, evil!  Yesterday I was cooking stew and he actually cut up some potatoes and put them in.  And just today I was carrying out some snake trays and he opened the door for me.  
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2006, 01:22:06 AM »

Liz: Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us! For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you!  And now -- well, being a Christian woman, I can't ...say it!
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2006, 02:51:58 PM »

Liz: Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run the rest of us! For 23 years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you!  And now -- well, being a Christian woman, I can't ...say it!


ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!  *Classic*!  I can picture her bicycle parked in the foyer!   :D
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2006, 01:47:19 AM »

Joan:  NO, Clarice!  FIGHT that sneeze, or I fear that wig will POP right off your head!

Director (O.S.): And NO second takes!
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2007, 08:52:13 PM »

Elizabeth: Pout all you want, Mrs. Johnson, but you're not getting a raise and that's all there is to it.
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2007, 01:13:51 AM »

Mrs. J:  "And then, so help me Mrs. Stodard, I took a switch and I gave those two little demons what they had coming to them!"
Liz:  "Oh, thank God Mrs. Johnson!  That worthless Governess of ours could never administer any discipline!"
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2007, 03:53:14 AM »

Liz: I can tell by your expression you've never tasted your own cooking have you?

Mrs.Johnson: Nope!
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2007, 01:50:56 PM »

Liz: I can tell by your expression you've never tasted your own cooking have you?

Mrs.Johnson: Nope!

Litteral LOL :)  That's great.
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Liz: I was wondering if you'd mind me setting you up with my ugly cousin Chunk Chunk the Flatulent
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2022, 02:29:24 PM »

Mrs. Johnson:  That whip is no miracle!  Please get it out of the house.

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“Snake trays”?  Lol
Me from years ago I think you meant snack trays.
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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