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Episode #0937
« on: January 28, 2006, 01:02:06 AM »
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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2006, 02:13:49 AM »
JEB: Don't you hide something from me, I'm gonna get you sucka!
BARNABAS: That will never happen Jeb Hawks.
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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2006, 04:53:05 AM »
Jeb: You do know that I'm the bad guy don't you?... and that pouting won't get you anywhere with me.   You do realize that right?
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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2006, 03:27:56 PM »
J: Barnabas, I *know* you ate my salt water taffy!  You may as well just admit it!
B: Mphrr.....
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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2006, 06:14:33 PM »
Jeb:  "Hey, man.  The wet head is dead!"

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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2006, 07:41:18 PM »
Jeb:  Your tag is showing.  And the tag says not to use washboards for cleaning it. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2006, 04:28:23 AM »
"No offense, Barnabas, but while I look uber-hip like David Cassidy in 'The Partridge Family,' in that drab, blue suit, you look like Robert Young in 'Father Knows Best.'"

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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2006, 05:54:30 PM »
Jeb spotted the "Kick Me" sign that David had placed on Barnabas' back.
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2006, 05:51:33 AM »
Jeb:  That's quite a cowlick you got there, Barnabas.

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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2006, 06:32:04 AM »
Jeb: "Now, I know I made you a vampire again, but that's no reason to be down in the dumps, nosiree!   Let me see you turn that frown upside down!!   Do I see those corners of your mouth turning up into a nice, broad toothy smile?  I think I do!"
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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2006, 03:53:16 PM »
Barnabas: You make me sick, you cheap insufferable pig!

Jeb: Hey that's Roger's line! I can tolerate it from him, but I won't take it from you! Learn your place you cheap insufferable underling!

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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2007, 05:01:48 AM »
Jeb, Hey Barnabas when are you going to get tired of the spikey bangs. ???
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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2007, 05:15:39 AM »
Jeb:  I don't believe it!  You've got pointy bangs on the back  of your head, too!
Barnabas:  The barber had left his glasses at home.  He was punished!

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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2007, 07:55:46 AM »
Jeb:  You know Barnabas, that ring is too big for anyone's finger.

Barnabas thinking:  Finger?  I'm thinking about putting it around your neck and pulling it tight!
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Re: Episode #0937
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2007, 08:42:50 AM »
It was bad enough turning Barnabas back into a vampire, but then Jeb gloated by singing the "Vamp" song from the Sonny and Cher Show...
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