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Offline Midnite

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OT - Who says vampires can't run for office? / was Re: Barnabas' occupation?
« on: January 13, 2006, 06:49:06 PM »
This is OT, but...

Quote from: BuzzH on January 13, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
Who says lawyers can't administrate?  ;)

And who says vampires can't run for office?--

I vant to get your vote!
Self-proclaimed vampire running for governor of Minnesota

The Vampyres, Witches and Pagans party?
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OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2006, 10:41:12 PM »
A Vampyre runs for office  [vampy]
http://www.startribune.com/587/story/178289.html
Hey, Maine has a Collins, Kalifornia has a Terminator, Minnesota used to have Wrestler...

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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2006, 11:00:29 PM »
I always thought that all politicians were, by definition, vampires....... ::)
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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2006, 11:06:33 PM »
LMAO!  First Jesse the Body, now a vampire?!!
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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2006, 11:21:19 PM »
His name is Jonathan, and he drinks the blood of his wife... JULIE??

I have to say, the cape is divine!

Penny, maybe you can get him to be a guest on your show?  Better wear your garlic flowers, though!

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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2006, 11:38:20 PM »
"he thinks God the Father was a poor parent for allowing his son to be crucified"

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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2006, 12:19:03 AM »
I kinda like the impaling idea. ;)
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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2006, 01:02:02 AM »
Good luck Sharkey, I love the press photo. However please refrain from grouping Witches and Pagans with Satanists. Thanks.
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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2006, 01:38:18 AM »
Quote from: arashi on January 14, 2006, 01:02:02 AM
However please refrain from grouping Witches and Pagans with Satanists. Thanks.

I came across this about him from http://www.politics1.com/blog-1205.htm:

I had mistakenly described Sharkey on the Minnesota page as a "Wiccan Dark Priest." Because of this I quickly received the following email from Sharkey's campaign: "Thank you very much for placing Jonathon's name for the race for Governor. However, he is a Satanic Dark Priest, not a Wiccan. Wiccan's do not believe in Christianity at all. Satanist are against the Christian God ... Can you please update this as soon as your time allows, to avoid the Wiccan Communities becoming angry at Jonathon."

Too late.   :-

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Re: OT - Who says vampires can't run for office? / was Re: Barnabas' occupation?
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2006, 03:47:01 AM »
 [laughing_devil] [laughing_devil] [laughing_devil]

A debate between the Impaler and the ultra, ultra-conservative Pawlenty ought to be entertaining ...

Unfortunately these minority party candidates don't seem to get invited to the big debates.
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Re: OT - Who says vampires can't run for office? / was Re: Barnabas' occupation?
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2006, 07:04:50 AM »
what a knob ::)
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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2006, 08:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Midnite on January 14, 2006, 01:38:18 AM
Quote from: arashi on January 14, 2006, 01:02:02 AM
However please refrain from grouping Witches and Pagans with Satanists. Thanks.
I came across this about him from http://www.politics1.com/blog-1205.htm:

"I had mistakenly described Sharkey on the Minnesota page as a "Wiccan Dark Priest. 'Because of this I quickly received the following email from Sharkey's campaign: "Thank you very much for placing Jonathon's name for the race for Governor. However, he is a Satanic Dark Priest, not a Wiccan. Wiccan's do not believe in Christianity at all. Satanist are against the Christian God ... Can you please update this as soon as your time allows, to avoid the Wiccan Communities becoming angry at Jonathon.'"

Too late.   :-

Ah well, at least they pointed out their mistake.

Seriously though, can you imagine if this guy was elected?
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Re: OT-Support Your Local Vampyre
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2006, 11:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Raineypark on January 13, 2006, 11:00:29 PM
I always thought that all politicians were, by definition, vampires....... ::)

Well, I have heard a few referred to as "Bloodsuckers."    ;)


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Re: OT - Who says vampires can't run for office? / was Re: Barnabas' occupation?
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2006, 07:48:43 PM »
Here's the lastest on our caped campaigner  [blackbat]  ,  he's been arrested! Here's a link...
http://www.unioneagle.com/2006/January/31impaler.html

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Re: OT - Who says vampires can't run for office? / was Re: Barnabas' occupation?
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2006, 08:26:09 PM »
 [laughing4] [laughing6]

  This gets more and more ridiculous!
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