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« on: December 27, 2005, 07:23:19 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2005, 07:53:31 PM »

Possessed by the astral body of Carson Kressley (who, in 2005, began experimenting with I Ching wands in order to meet Diana Vreeland), Willie took up the potentially dangerous practice of offering unsolicited fashion critiques to the women of Collinwood.
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2005, 12:02:25 AM »

Willie: Lets see, now it could be the tilting of you're head, but no... you're wig is leaning a lot more to the right, I'd fix that if I were you sweetie.
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2005, 05:43:36 AM »

Willie:  So you know Scooby and the whole gang?  I'm not sure if I believe you, but if you can help solve these crazy cappers it would be groovy. 
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2006, 04:48:01 PM »

Announcer:  Today on Dark Shadows, Willie runs lines w/Cassandra before her big break on Laugh In!
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2006, 03:58:14 AM »

Willie: Um, does Roger know your wearing his butterflies of spring house coat?

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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2006, 04:53:33 AM »

Willie:  "Well, let's just see what you can do for you here dahling, first we'll get rid of that hideous wig of yours and then we'll SPRUCE up your wardrobe and then...well...teach you a few new dance steps!"
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2006, 01:46:51 PM »

Willie: Serena baby, listen to your Uncle Arthur, this Barnabas cat [cat] is a major square and not worth your time, ya dig?   [flower]
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« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2006, 05:16:32 PM »

Willie: Serena baby, listen to your Uncle Arthur, this Barnabas cat <cat> is a major square and not worth your time, ya dig?

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« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2006, 02:48:43 PM »

"Didn't I see you wearing that same florid dress over in Bryant Park during Fashion Week?  Oh, no, that's not right.  I saw you wearing that outfit during your 'guest' appearance on 'The Maury Povich Show' over in Times Square."   ::)   
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2006, 08:00:18 PM »

WL:  "I've seen Bewitched!!  You're the evil hippy cousin who tries to make a fool out of Derwood!   Don't try any of that crap 'round here, missy!!"
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2007, 08:54:09 AM »

w If you are trying to impress Barnabas, YOU Have Failed.
(She could be trying out for Laugh-in Joke Wall)
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2007, 09:38:23 PM »

Willie: Sorry, babe, I hate women with dark hair....I only shag blondes.
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2007, 02:53:22 AM »

W:  SO, what are YOU suppose to be?  Madam Butterfly?  [zoom]
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2007, 03:03:01 AM »

 Willie: seriously, you took yodeling lessons?  show me.
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