Episode #0001

 

Maggie - "You'll like my coffee - I put sardines in with the grounds! We use a lot of sardines around here!!"

Follow up to the above:

Maggie: "Yeah, there's a fish in the percolator. I don't know exactly what it's supposed to do but Pop's old buddy Pete Martell swears by it."

M: Jeez kid, you mean you took a job with the Collins family and meals aren't included?  Boy, you really are a jerk.

"...and hands off of Joe Haskel, he's mine, once that blond bimbo on the hill drops him like a hot potato."

Those are all too, Too, TOO FUUNY and TOO PERFECT, Uncle Roger, patrick, and dom!!