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« on: December 07, 2005, 11:17:07 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2005, 11:43:22 PM »
BARNABAS (pulls her hair): Let me see if you wearing a wig Countess!
NATALIE: Oooouuuuuuuucccccchhhhhh, it hurts, of course it's my real hair!
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2005, 07:47:25 AM »
BC:  "Accept this wet willie, with my compliments!"

Natalie:  "You fiend from Hell!!!"

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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2005, 02:42:15 PM »
Barnabas was shocked to discover that the Countess was actually a large ventriloquist doll, but still, he couldn't resist pulling her string to make her "talk"!   [santa_azn]
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2005, 08:14:00 PM »
Barnabas: Countess, allow me to remove this little rodent from you're lovely hair,... oh? its a pet? I had no idea.
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2005, 02:53:45 AM »
The station identification growing on Natalie's had was driving her crazy.  
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2005, 06:40:02 PM »
"Yes, countess, I always found that just one tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol provides virtually instantaneous relief from a bad case of 'agita'!" [santa_thumb]
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2005, 06:47:01 PM »
Barnabas:  Hot flashes again?
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2005, 04:11:46 AM »
Barnabas: That's not really your Countess, that's a man, baby!
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2005, 02:32:18 PM »
Quote from: JennieSim80 on December 13, 2005, 04:11:46 AM
Barnabas: That's not really your Countess, that's a man, baby!

 [laughing4] [stfl]  LOVE it!  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2005, 04:57:35 PM »
Barnabas: Very well, who's been the naughty little girl, shall we get spanked then? I will teach you that bad girls get their just deserts!  I shall put you over my knee and paddle you're little bottom!
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2005, 08:04:36 PM »
Natalie: Damn, Barnabas, you forgot to put oil on the spot where the gum is stuck in my hair! [santa_angry]
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2006, 05:42:37 PM »
The countess was surprised and ecstatic when Barnabas discovered the "sweet spot" behind her ear gave it a good scratching.
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2006, 08:21:00 PM »
Barnabas shows the Countess how he won over her neice: Erotic hair stroking.
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2006, 10:53:43 PM »
Tired of her incessant gibbering, Barnabas employs the Vulcan Neck Pinch to shut Natalie up!
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"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
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"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"
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