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Episode #0107
« on: November 23, 2005, 10:58:49 PM »
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2005, 11:00:49 PM »
"So I was on Widows' Hill, trying to capture the sunrise on canvas.  Does Roger have to file a complaint alleging both trespass and public urination off of the hill?  Heck, it was freezing and I forgot my darned Avodart prescription!"
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2005, 02:28:27 AM »
Sam:  "I'll flip ya for the young one..."
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2005, 02:38:07 AM »
PATTERSON: How would you like to stop partying and drinking brandy with Roger.
SAM (Get both fists up): How about I'll give you five accoss the lips!
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2005, 03:08:08 AM »
Sam: You may be the sheriff, but there's no way in hell I'm gonna paint you in the nude as a birthday present to your wife!
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2005, 03:33:10 AM »
Quote from: Charles_Ellis on November 24, 2005, 03:08:08 AM
Sam: You may be the sheriff, but there's no way in hell I'm gonna paint you in the nude as a birthday present to your wife!

A "life study" of Sheriff George Patterson, the mind boggles at the very thought! [eek]
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2005, 02:25:48 AM »
Sam:Yeah Patterson, you heard me right. A vampire kidnapped my daughter. He was cursed by a witch. And the Collins have a werewolf's ghost bricked up in the West Wing.
Patterson: Sam, are you drinking your turpentine again?
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2005, 07:27:30 PM »
Sam:  So you're telling me this MacGyver guy can paint the Mona Lisa with a toothpick and some ashes from the fireplace?
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2005, 08:02:35 PM »
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2005, 03:50:11 PM »
Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Sam and the Sheriff do their usual Thursday morning ritual of standing around the watercooler and trying to figure out what the numbers on "Lost" signify.   [santa_azn]
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2005, 12:18:34 AM »
George Patterson: Sam, I know we New Englanders don't trust out of towners but these guys are New Englanders too and lawyers for the Collins family.. and you can stand there and tell me we can't trust them?

Sam: What's you're point?
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2020, 04:38:46 AM »
Sam: I'm sorry George. They don't look like two wild and crazy guys to me.

George: Tell me that again 30 minutes from now!! Woohoo!! Lets go!!
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2021, 10:50:27 PM »
 [pointing-up]  THAT is too, Too, TOO FUNNY!!  [naughty] [spin] [naughty] [spin] [naughty]  [thumbleft]
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Re: Episode #0107
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2022, 08:59:00 PM »
Patterson:  Did you ever paint nudes Sam?

Sam:  Well I did paint a squirrel once and it wasn’t exactly wearing clothes.
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