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« on: November 09, 2005, 11:25:59 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2005, 11:28:14 PM »
Completely throwing all sense of propriety to the wind - and hoping to get a thrill or two out of it in the bargain because it had been a long, looooong time - Mrs. Johnson decided to teach David how to kiss.
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2005, 12:03:36 AM »
OMG, MB.  Hee hee!
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2005, 03:08:17 AM »
David Collins and Mrs. Johnson, appearing in the sequel to "Summer of '42," entitled "Summer of '67."  :o
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2005, 01:58:48 AM »
David:  "Do I like gladiator movies?!   I'm not even sure what that means, Mrs. Johnson, and I have unusually frank talks with Father!   I'm confused!"

Mrs. J:  "That's life, kid.   You get used to it..."
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2005, 10:12:29 PM »
David, I don't know anything about the birds and the bees. Alls I know was both the mister and I drank a fifth of "Old Grandad" and 9 months later I had this ugly, squealing rugrat.  [bawl]
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2005, 12:50:36 AM »
DAVID: Who's Harry?
JOHNSON: Harry is my son who was in prision for the last few years.
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2005, 08:44:43 PM »
David tries to teach Mrs. Johnson how to blow bubble gum bubbles with his best bazooka Joe bubble gum.
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2005, 04:55:42 PM »
David Hennesy's long lost screen test for the proposed sequel "The Graduate 2: The Early Years" suddenly turned up on a Dark Shadows DVD boxset as a special feature!   >:D
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2005, 04:59:10 PM »
Or...

D: Mrs. Johnson.  You're trying to seduce me!  Aren't you?
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2005, 01:33:09 AM »
Mrs. Johnson: If the boiled dinner makes you pucker like that, then you know its cooked long enough...
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2006, 04:02:21 AM »
David: Mrs. Johnson, just because Aunt Elizabeth demanded lemon chicken instead of more boiled dinner--- that was mean of you to throw an entire raw lemon on it, just to get even! :-X
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2006, 10:56:27 PM »
Quote from: BuzzH on November 14, 2005, 04:59:10 PM
Or...

D: Mrs. Johnson.  You're trying to seduce me!  Aren't you?

Simpler is best sometimes!

DC:  "So, Clarice... what are we having tonight... fava beans and a nice chiANti?"
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2006, 05:39:26 PM »
It was then that Mrs. Johnson realized she had used straight unsweetened lemon juice in her new desert.
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Mrs. Johnson:  Woops I must have used Spackle instead of flower.
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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2006, 10:25:54 PM »
Mrs. J: David, did I ever tell you about my sister Violet, the one with a sauna and a Mercedes and room for a pony?
David: A pony?  Oh, nice.
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