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« on: October 06, 2005, 08:24:18 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2005, 08:27:13 PM »
J:  Sheesh John, did the thought of a breath mint after lunch enter your brain?!
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2005, 10:20:39 PM »
JB: Ooo-wee! Thank you, Johnny. You have no idea what a time I have getting in and out of this dress!
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« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2005, 11:41:10 PM »
Joan Bennett:  "Ewwwwww, Johnny!  I hate it when you turn your eyelids inside out like that!"
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« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2005, 11:58:42 PM »
Flora: Oh yes Desmond! I would love to teach you Collinsport's national dance, but my polka days are long behind me now....

Desmond: Aw, lets do give it a whurl! a one and a two and you know what to do!! ha ha!
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« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2005, 05:57:29 PM »
"Mother, what are you saying!?!"

"Oh, please, Desmond!  I mean, it was 1810.  I was only 25-years-old.  And, I thought, he is the extremely handsome and debonair Martin Van Buren.  Why not go for the 'gusto' with a future POTUS?  [cheers]   
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« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2005, 09:41:34 PM »
FLORIA: Here's the story of Lt. Nathan Forbes, he was a liar and backstabber, and was married to Milicent, and he was a bad mutha!
DESMOND: Shut your mouth!
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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2005, 07:54:11 AM »
Quote from: Bob_the_Bartender on October 10, 2005, 05:57:29 PM
"Mother, what are you saying!?!"

"Oh, please, Desmond!  I mean, it was 1810.  I was only 25-years-old.  And, I thought, he is the extremely handsome and debonair Martin Van Buren.  Why not go for the 'gusto' with a future POTUS?  [cheers]   

Desmond:  "'Cause he'll never make you FLOTUS, that's why!   But wait... does that mean I could be President, someday... nah, the Adams Family put an end to that.   The American people would never be that stupid again!    A son of a president... nah!!"
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2005, 02:07:42 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 12, 2005, 07:54:11 AM
But wait... does that mean I could be President, someday... nah, the Adams Family put an end to that.   The American people would never be that stupid again!    A son of a president... nah!!"

Brilliant!!   [hall2_wink] [hall2_grin]
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2005, 08:47:59 PM »
"Desmond, I even  envision a day when a future first lady will actually run for POTUS!  The fact that she also communicates psychially with the ghost of Martha Washington, will only further sway the electorate in her favor!"
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2005, 02:54:46 AM »
Quote from: Professor1985 on October 10, 2005, 09:41:34 PM
FLORIA: Here's the story of Lt. Nathan Forbes, he was a liar and backstabber, and was married to Milicent, and he was a bad mutha!
DESMOND: Shut your mouth!

Here's the third line you weren't allowed...   FLORA:  Just talkin' 'bout Forbes!   
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2005, 03:32:01 AM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 31, 2005, 02:54:46 AM
Here's the third line you weren't allowed...

Of course, you actually meant to say: "Here's the third line the rules of the Caption This! game didn't allow you to add..." Right?  [hall2_wink]
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2005, 11:00:17 AM »
You read my mind, except I would have added, the rules of some benevolent deity that it would be ridiculous and practically immoral to disobey, damn it!

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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2006, 01:08:22 AM »
"Mother, hear me now and believe me later.  I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lorna Bell!"

"Spare me!  You're as much of an incorrigible alley cat as your late father.  May the good Lord rest his philandering soul!" [santa_rolleyes]
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2009, 02:52:03 AM »
Oh, Desmond, I went into that strange room at Collinwood... It changed on me, and then  I saw a shiny box with moving pictures, and it sang this song: "Five... Five Dollar... Five dollar foot long!"
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