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Episode #0068
« on: September 28, 2005, 10:05:32 PM »
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2005, 10:07:32 PM »
"Uncle Roger, please be a dear, and write a personal letter of introduction/recommendation to your old Sigma Chi Fraternity chapter at Yale University, on behalf of my main squeeze/future hubby, Buzz Hackett, won't you, darling?"  [love3]
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2005, 12:14:38 AM »
Carolyn:  Uncle Roger, next comes, here is the steeple and than you open you're hands to show all the people! isn't that clever!
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2005, 02:32:36 AM »
CAROLYN: Uncle Roger, why are you greedy?
ROGER: Well Kitten, I'm afraid that Sheriff Patterson will put the book on me.
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2005, 04:21:20 AM »
"Yes, Uncle Roger, I DO realize how much you absolutely detest Burke Devlin.  Nevertheless, I don't think that even good, old Sheriff Paterson is going to buy-it, when you tell him that you were merely trying to perform the Heimlick maneuver around Burke's throat!"   ::)
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2005, 02:37:54 PM »
R: Now Kitten, work w/me, THIS is the proper way to make "hand farts"!
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2005, 11:10:21 PM »
Quote from: Bob_the_Bartender on September 28, 2005, 10:07:32 PM
"Uncle Roger, please be a dear, and write a personal letter of introduction/recommendation to your old Sigma Chi Fraternity chapter at Yale University, on behalf of my main squeeze/future hubby, Buzz Hackett, won't you, darling?"  [love3]

Today on DARK SHADOWS, Roger Collins is forced to honor Carolyn's request because his hands are tied...literally.
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2005, 01:26:25 AM »
carolyn:"uncle roger if you really want to get vicki on your side why not 'treat' her to a greasy diner breakfast and then a tour of a fish cannery."

roger:"that is so genius kitten!i don't know why i didn't think of it."
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2005, 03:09:55 AM »
An obviously "distraught" Roger demonstrates to Carolyn how his Army hand-to-hand combat training literally saved his life during his first night with his new bride, Laura, in the honeymoon suite of the Portland Hilton. [a2a3] [a175] [salute] [love8]
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2005, 01:13:04 AM »
Roger illustrating for his niece: Here's the church, and here's the steeple, open the door and see all the people.

Carolyn:  Oh Uncle Roger!

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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2005, 11:32:07 PM »
Carolyn: Gosh Uncle Roger, you look like you're throwing youself on the mercy of the court or something.

Roger: Gasp!
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2020, 03:30:06 AM »
If that's your impersonation of Reverend Trask, keep working on it.

Don't worry Uncle Roger, I'm not pregnant.

It's a new thing called Super Glue.



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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2021, 10:40:17 PM »
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Re: Episode #0068
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2022, 03:38:16 AM »
Louis Edmonds: "Well, Nancy, until they finally institute Daytime Emmys, one must reward one's performance as best he can."
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