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Episode #0575
« on: September 06, 2005, 08:27:18 PM »
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2005, 09:00:58 PM »
ANGELIQUE: (voiceover) At this moment, dear Nicholas has no idea that I just pinned a "KICK ME" sign on the seat of his trousers...
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2005, 09:26:09 PM »
N: Why, my dear, I never realized what a nice tush you have!
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2005, 11:03:21 PM »
It was then that Nicholas saw the phrase "Made You Look" printed on Angelique's skirt. 
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2005, 12:25:22 AM »
Angelique: Yes Nicholas, you're legs are very nice... but I do think that underpants and trousers would look even better... these senior moments are getting closer together every day arn't they darling.
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2005, 01:27:21 AM »
NICHOLAS: Angelique, I'm not Dolemite and you're not Foxy Brown either.
ANGELIQUE: I know that Nicky boy!

*DOLEMITE and FOXY BROWN wouldn't be released until the mid 1970s.
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2005, 04:27:11 PM »
All things being considered, Angelique prefers the stolid, (albeit ubiquitous), gentleman with the distinctive handlebar mustache in the portrait on the wall, to the garrulous, preening narcissist with the pencil-thin, Cesar Romero-like mustache standing right behind her.  
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2005, 03:57:48 PM »
N: Now Angelique, I *know* you've stolen my gloves you little minx!
A: Whatever do you mean Nicholas?
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2005, 01:27:43 AM »
Blair:  "Yes, you'll be the belle of the ball, Angelique, in your assless chaps, from Harley-Davidson!!"
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2005, 04:00:49 PM »
 Nicholas:  How will you deliver the sleeping gas?

Angelique:  Your looking at the delivery mechanism right now. 
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2005, 05:54:49 PM »
Quote from: McTrooper on December 20, 2005, 04:00:49 PM
Nicholas:  How will you deliver the sleeping gas?

Angelique:  Your looking at the delivery mechanism right now. 

Literal LOL!   [laughing4] [stfl]
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2006, 06:57:34 PM »
LP thinking to the audience:  Am I not the luckiest actress on tv?  I've got the most gorgeous, sexy man on the set admiring my behind.  Just think of the possibilities!
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2006, 07:53:22 PM »
Nicholas: My dear, you are a much finer piece of meat than you were as Cassandra.

Angelique: Yeah, it's amazing how much an ugly black wig can limit a woman's sex appeal!
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2006, 04:11:39 PM »
Nicholas: You realize, don't you, that your dress is open in the back... and that you have no panties on?

Angelique: Of course!
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Re: Episode #0575
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2006, 05:10:44 PM »
N: When you say to 'stick it where the sun don't shine' my dear, do you mean...(looks down)
A: Now you're catching on!
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"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
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"You askin' me to give up something I like?"
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