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« on: September 03, 2005, 12:13:44 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2005, 01:45:06 AM »

David: Hallie...there's something about being in this room....it's soo....urrrgggh....*smiles*

Hallie: Wait a minute...you're not David...*breaks off his nose* Ahhh! Michael Jackson! RUUUUN!
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2005, 10:00:38 PM »

David was confused.  Hallie was puckering up to kiss an invisible man.  That was normal, but the man was a midget, so Hallie's aim was all off.  
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2005, 01:28:46 PM »

Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Hallie confronts David about constantly cutting the cheese!
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2005, 12:05:56 AM »

Hallie: Please David, let's not play merry go round... you're just too heavy to ride piggie back!

David: C'mon Hallie, you promised.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2005, 04:00:21 AM »

H:  I DON'T like it when you insult me for wearing kneesocks like a parochial school girl's.  [angel5]

D: But I DO like the way your patent-leather shoes reflect up like a parochial school girl's.
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2005, 12:03:55 AM »

hallie:"david i don't care what you say...I AM TOO PRETTIER THAN JAN BRADY!"
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2007, 02:24:27 AM »

Hallie,  I like older men.  You are still playing with toys.

David.  Thinking.  >:D I do know other toys.  >:D
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2007, 03:19:08 AM »

Hallie: David that lemonade Mrs. Johnson gave us is so sour!

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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2007, 07:26:53 PM »

David: Hallie, your pretending your with Cousin Barnabas again.

Hallie: I can't help it David, your cousin is a knock out!.. kiss me Barnabas!
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2007, 11:10:59 PM »

D: "When cousin Barnabas and Dr. Hoffman came back from 1995, they told all about the President they're going to have then, and I thought I'd leave my pants off today, in his honor!   As long as I stay here, I'm fine!"
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2007, 12:12:48 AM »

Hallie: I may not be a gorgeous red head like Amy, but at least I didn't turn into a big blueberry, so nah nah nah nah!!!

David (thinking): All I did was compliment on how natural her blonde hair looked. Women!
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« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2007, 04:45:53 PM »

David hoped this strange paralysis afflicting Hallie would mean an end to having to listen to her whinning voice.
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 06:57:09 AM »

Kathy Cody re-enacts for David Henesy her traumatic failed audition for "The Brady Bunch".
"And then they had me say this line over and over--- 'It's always Marcia, Marcia, Marcia'!"
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2009, 10:13:53 PM »

Hallie- "For the last time David, No!!! Don't you remember the LAST time we played doctor? You ended up running away crying to Aunt Elizabeth!"
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