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« on: August 26, 2005, 09:00:25 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2005, 09:41:51 PM »
Petofi: I have seen the future, Aristede...pizza parlors, 24 hour donut shoppes, cheese in aerosal cans, all you can eat buffets in some place called Las Vegas! I will not be satisfied 'till I can permanently transcend time!
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2005, 11:24:35 PM »
Quote from: CyrusL on August 26, 2005, 09:41:51 PM
Petofi: I have seen the future, Aristede...pizza parlors, 24 hour donut shoppes, cheese in aerosal cans, all you can eat buffets in some place called Las Vegas! I will not be satisfied 'till I can permanently transcend time!


Can't top this one, kid. ;D
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2005, 04:44:28 PM »
....And starring as the Cowardly Lion...Count Andreas Petofi!
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2006, 06:29:41 PM »
Petofi: Uh, Aristede, I think I know where you laid down the glass of sherry....
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« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2006, 07:36:46 PM »
ILuvBarnabas, you're on a roll today.   [thumbleft]
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2007, 04:20:38 PM »
Petofi (between sobs): And..and..and then she told me that my curly gray wig is uninspired and that I should get contacts....then she said I couldn't get contacts because they'd be thicker than a Coke bottle....
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2007, 11:15:24 PM »
"Alas, Aristede, if only Avodart, Milk of Magnesia and Cialis had been available during my first hundred years of existence!"  >:(
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2007, 11:16:15 PM »
Proof that Petofi, in his later years, shaved off all the fuzz, moved to Edmonton, and got a job on SCTV as Count LaRue.
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 03:33:54 AM »
Petofi: I simply must make it to the future Aristede! once there I can move to Florida and live off social security!
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2015, 02:49:11 AM »
Petofi: "I glimpsed my ideal woman in the future. Her hair is almost as magnificent as mine. Her name is Frieda and she plays baseball with Charlie Brown."
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2022, 01:52:28 PM »
Petofi:  The only downside of having my hand back is no one thinks it’s funny when I tell them I’m ambidextrous, expect that one guy who thought I meant  my name was Amy Dextoes.
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2022, 04:39:05 PM »
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2022, 08:29:43 PM »
^_^

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Petofi:  Did I ever tell you about the time I thumb wrestled a wild bear?  Let’s just say things got hairy.
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