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« on: August 16, 2005, 03:50:41 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2005, 01:23:16 PM »

J: Yes, that's a condom!  :o
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2005, 12:13:22 AM »

J: Yes, that's a condom! :o

It's a wonder I didn't think of that...  [smirk] [wiseguy] [emblgh]

Entertaining captions, everyone!    :-*
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2005, 02:10:25 AM »

Acting as gentlemanly as he can, Barnabas removes a stubborn piece of lint from Julia's dress...
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« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2005, 06:51:19 PM »

BARNABAS: Happy Birthday Julia!
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2005, 02:44:38 AM »

Barnabas: Julia would you mind?

Julia: Oh no, I'm not tasting it.
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2005, 04:25:06 AM »

Barnabas: Julia, ever since I let David visit I keep finding chocolates like these all over the floor.  What kind are they?  They aren't very good.

Julia:  So that's where David lost his rabbit!
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2005, 06:50:47 AM »

Barnabas:  "My good woman, you are suppose to insert this ring on your finger, not inside your .....
Julia:  "Where?  Show me please."

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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2006, 01:25:50 AM »

Barnabas:  See, Julia?  I even put the handcuffs on, and she STILL doesn't want me!
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2006, 02:37:43 AM »

BC: "Guess what comes out if you pull my entire hand!!"
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2006, 03:45:57 AM »

Barnabas: You mean it isn't a sedative? LSD? What the hell is that?

Julia: Lusting Sultry Doctor....go on Barnabas, take it....
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2006, 03:51:16 AM »

BC: "Now Julia, you're a doctor, so see what you can do... I accidentally spray-painted this frog pink... so don't tell me it's a pink frog, because I told you that already..."  (Buzz, you get a lot of TV references... how about it?)
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2006, 07:42:17 PM »

Julia:  Barnabas most people brag about how big the fish that got away was.

Barnabas:  But this one was so tiny and cute I just wanted to hug it.  
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2006, 08:30:26 PM »

Barnabas: Such a lovely key, why do you give it to me?

Julia: It's the key to my heart... and to my room, see you at midnight.
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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2006, 12:31:50 AM »

BC: "Now Julia, you're a doctor, so see what you can do... I accidentally spray-painted this frog pink... so don't tell me it's a pink frog, because I told you that already..."  (Buzz, you get a lot of TV references... how about it?)

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