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Episode #0541
« on: July 22, 2005, 10:28:59 PM »

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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2005, 10:35:51 PM »
MAGGIE: (scratching and thinking to herself) I don't know which is worse in Collinsport - the lice problem or the sand fleas...

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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2005, 01:48:03 AM »
Maggie: Joe think's I'm very sexy and attractive and groovy!
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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2005, 08:51:17 AM »
Maggie:  "A dab of foundation...a little bit of powder...and Joe will never know that I really wasn't working late at the coffee shop last night!"

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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2005, 10:30:09 PM »
Maggie: I've got this pain in my neck right here.  Do you want to fix it?

Wolf Man:  * scratches head * ???
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2005, 05:02:40 AM »
Maggie thinking: Taking a second and perhaps a third look at Roger Collins... plus the right amount of brandy he could be a real catch.
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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2005, 04:54:32 PM »
M: Doctor Hoffman, it hurts when I do this.
J: Then don't do that!
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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2006, 05:01:42 PM »
Maggie: I wish Joe would stop nibbling on my neck....I got enough of that from Barnabas!

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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2006, 08:06:02 PM »
Maggie: (nervously) Uh...thank you for that prominent display of your....stature.
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Re: Episode #0541
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2015, 01:19:25 PM »
Maggie: "You want me for my neck?!?!"
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