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Episode #0674
« on: July 15, 2005, 04:32:02 AM »
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2005, 05:05:22 AM »
Barnabas:  Keep your wrists bent and your thumbs pointed up like this, and when you're ready I'll show you how to flap your fingers to make the shadow bird fly.
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2005, 03:02:14 PM »
Barnabas: For our plan to work we must sacrifice a doctor.
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Barnabas: For our plan to work Willy has to ware a hoop skirt.
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Barnabas: Julia I've decided to start selling Avon products. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2005, 03:03:50 PM »
Julia pretends to listen as she carefully exercises an important muscle ..squeez, count to 7, relax. . .
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2005, 05:21:13 PM »
B: I shoulda taken that left turn at Albequerque!
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2005, 04:44:08 AM »
Today on DARK SHADOWS, Julia Hoffman becomes increasingly concerned about Barnabas's determination to become a stand-up comic.
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2005, 03:39:10 PM »
OMG! LMAO, guys...you're ALL too much! All the captions have been hilarious lately. Many thanks for the laughs... :-* 
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2005, 06:26:31 PM »
Julia: What happened?
Barnabas: I've caught Chris Jennings turning into a ugly werewolf.
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2005, 08:50:45 PM »
Julia: Barnabas, what are you saying?

Barnabas: (in Ed Sullivan voice) I'm saying that next in tonight's shoo, we present live from London, England--a very talented young man and his friends--Eric Burdon and THE ANIMALS!!
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2005, 03:19:20 AM »
J: No Barnabas, it's like this...here's the church and here's the steeple...
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2005, 03:41:18 AM »
Quote from: Dawn on July 20, 2005, 03:19:20 AM
J: No Barnabas, it's like this...here's the church and here's the steeple...

LOL!  :-*

Quote from: Gothick on July 19, 2005, 08:50:45 PM
Julia: Barnabas, what are you saying?
Barnabas: (in Ed Sullivan voice) I'm saying that next in tonight's shoo, we present live from London, England--a very talented young man and his friends--Eric Burdon and THE ANIMALS!!

OMG, Steve...I just spewed (is that a word? snort) herbal tea all over the place! Thanks for the laugh...needed that.

Hugs,

Wenchy computer geek from W.PA  ;)
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2005, 05:52:13 AM »
Barnabas: As I recall the key to the rhyme was the bakers man who would roll it and pat it...

Julia: Without a doubt Barnabas you have it all wrong... the object of the rhyme was that it was for the baby and me, you're such a goof!
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2006, 09:10:30 PM »
B: I tell you Julia, it will work!  All we need is a watermelon & 2 jelly doughnuts!
J: (thinking) Maybe I don't want to sleep with this guy.
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2006, 04:32:40 AM »
"Julia, as an experienced psychiatrist, you should fully understand that once in every man's lifetime, he develops an uncontrollable urge for a woman of the alluring-caliber of a Virginia Graham."  [love5]     
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Re: Episode #0674
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2006, 03:53:50 AM »
Quote from: McTrooper on July 15, 2005, 03:02:14 PM
Barnabas: Julia I've decided to start selling Avon products. 

Great... but first prize goes to Buzz since I had to stop to be sure I 'heard' him correctly.     There's no rational reason I know of to see Barnabas as just having popped out of the ground at that moment a la Bugs, but it works perfectly.    I don't have any idea why it works, but it does.    That's my favorite kind of joke, right there.
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