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Episode #0798
« on: June 01, 2005, 08:07:24 AM »
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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2005, 02:18:37 PM »
Magda: Oh, Lord Barnabas, this necklace has magical powers. >:D
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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2005, 10:12:43 PM »
The darkside of the force was strong with Barnabas. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2005, 06:35:55 AM »
MAGDA: Ring around the collar, ring around the collar!!

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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2005, 10:17:41 AM »
Magda:  "Bite meee.  Bite meee now so that I may know the torrrment my poor Sandorrr had to endure."

Barnabas (thinking):  "Oy...the melodrama."   ::)
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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2005, 12:05:27 AM »
Barnabas:  Please Magda, button your collar.  No matter how much you beg and plead, I'm NOT going to bite you.
Magda:  I KNOW that--- Now I'm getting a damn HOT FLASH!
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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2005, 06:21:48 PM »
M: Meester Barnabas, look at da heeky I got from my Sandor last night!
B: I'd rather not if you don't mind!
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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2005, 05:57:44 AM »
 Saving himself the agony of peering down Magda's neckline Barnabas gently closes his vampire eyes.
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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2006, 07:42:30 PM »
It was easier for Barnabas to take a quick batnap than it was to listen to Magda's complaining about her skin conditions.

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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2006, 09:42:29 PM »
MR" "No vampire calls me Mugda and lives!  Put up your dukes!"

Buzz-- I'm enjoying the phrase "da heeecky!" right now!
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2006, 05:20:55 AM »
Barnabas: For Pete's sake, Magda, stop trying to turn me on! I am not gonna give you a hickey!

Magda: Don't flatter yourself! I already got a mosquito bite on my neck and it's itching like mad!

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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2006, 12:57:05 AM »
BC: "If you don't stop mugging for the camera, everyone will start calling you Mugda, Magda!   Mark my words!"
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2006, 11:30:27 AM »
Barnabas:  If you don't give me back my eyes, Madam, I will kill you!  Where are they?
Magda:  I 'eed dem in my brrra.  'Ave you 'earrrd about da Playtex brrra?  Eet leefts and eet separrrates!

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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2006, 03:58:12 PM »
Barnabas:  If you don't give me back my eyes, Madam, I will kill you!  Where are they?
Magda:  I 'eed dem in my brrra.  'Ave you 'earrrd about da Playtex brrra?  Eet leefts and eet separrrates!

LOL!  Love the accent too!   [laughing4] [stfl]

LOL to Magnus too, very clever!  ;)
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"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0798
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2006, 04:15:02 PM »
LOL! Love the accent too!

Well, you should.  I asked myself, "What does BuzzH do?" and found a caption of yours to help me.