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Episode #0306
« on: May 18, 2005, 07:13:59 AM »
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2005, 06:47:06 PM »
Barnabas:  Julia I'm thinking of using an umbrella instead of a cane.  And maybe we could hide tranquilizers in it.  Or maybe sleeping gas.  I bet that's never been done before. 
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2005, 08:34:31 PM »

 LOL McTrooper!  Waugh Waugh Waugh!
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2005, 06:19:41 AM »
Announcer:  "Today on DARK SHADOWS, Julia prays that in her next life, she comes back as Barnabas' cane."
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2005, 01:52:33 PM »
Julia observed that Barabas would sometimes sleepwalk and pretend he was leading a parade.  It was very strange considering he most likely never saw a modern-day parade. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2005, 10:34:09 PM »
Barnabas:Julia, I don't like this Norvile, ssssShaggy or whatever hisss name is sssssnooping around here. Nor that big dog of hisss. I will... eliminate them.

Julia:(sighs) Okay, I'll get some hypodermics ready.

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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2005, 08:08:31 PM »
With the storm raging outside, Barnabas considers doing his rendition of "Singin' in the Rain". 
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2005, 06:24:28 AM »
Barnabas, thinking to himself:  So far this cane has only beaten Willie... but I'm thinking of expanding my repertoire to include a certain doctor... humm I hope it can stand the strain.
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2006, 12:25:02 AM »
Barnabas:  There is ancient wisdom in this cane:
   If the wolf grins,
   You'll have aching shins.
   If the wolf bites,
   You'll have feverish nights.
   If the wolf scowls,
   You'll have runny bowels.
Julia:  Word of advice, Barnabas:  ditch the wolf.
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2006, 02:17:18 AM »
Julia realized that she would never stand a chance with Barnabas when he suddenly noticed his cane and started calling it "Josette."
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2006, 02:47:36 AM »
"Well, Little Barnabas, what say we go and beat the crap out of a werewolf?  Does that sound like fun, nummykins?  I knew it would!" [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [bonny_hand] [bonny_hand] [bonny_hand]
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2006, 05:24:17 AM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 23, 2006, 02:47:36 AM
"Well, Little Barnabas, what say we go and beat the crap out of a werewolf?  Does that sound like fun, nummykins?  I knew it would!" [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [bonny_hand] [bonny_hand] [bonny_hand]

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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2006, 06:01:59 PM »
Quote from: MagnusTrask on October 23, 2006, 02:47:36 AM
"Well, Little Barnabas, what say we go and beat the crap out of a werewolf?  Does that sound like fun, nummykins?  I knew it would!"
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I was going to give this one a shot but, I certainly can't come close to that! Great one MT!
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2006, 07:02:03 PM »
Quote from: CallieWL on October 23, 2006, 02:17:18 AM
Julia realized that she would never stand a chance with Barnabas when he suddenly noticed his cane and started calling it "Josette."

OMG!!!  That's brilliant!!!   [laughing4] [stfl]

LOL Magnus, you're was funny too!   [laughing7]
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Re: Episode #0306
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2006, 01:11:00 AM »
Quote from: BuzzH on October 23, 2006, 07:02:03 PM
Quote from: CallieWL on October 23, 2006, 02:17:18 AM
Julia realized that she would never stand a chance with Barnabas when he suddenly noticed his cane and started calling it "Josette."

OMG!!!  That's brilliant!!!   [laughing4] [stfl]

LOL Magnus, you're was funny too!   [laughing7]

Thanks, Buzz!  (I got a laugh out of all these!  You folks are so clever.)
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