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Episode #0664
« on: May 10, 2005, 05:39:08 AM »
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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2005, 06:31:40 AM »
(In unison)

"Hail, hail, the band's all here!"
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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2005, 07:11:12 PM »
Barnabas: (singing) I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!"
Ben: Mr. Barnabas, you're off your rocker!  Beggin' your pardon sir.
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2005, 04:10:27 AM »
Ben: But Mister Barnabas, I heard that story before... a  thousand times!

Barnabas: Shut up Ben! so now you will hear it a thousand and one times... once there were three bears!
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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2005, 11:47:56 AM »
BC:  "I tell you, Ben, I'm consumed by a hunger no mortal man can understand... for hot wax!   I must suck on this candle!    Forget blood, that was last week!"

Ben:  "I'm havn' a bit of trouble keepin' up, mistah Bahnabas..."
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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2005, 09:03:02 AM »
BC:  "I tell you, Ben, I'm consumed by a hunger no mortal man can understand... for hot wax!   I must suck on this candle!    Forget blood, that was last week!"

OK, now you're getting me delirious with laughter!  ;D

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2005, 10:03:44 PM »
The rarely shown version of Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Cinderella" with Jonathan and Thayer as the stepsisters..."Why would fella want a girl like her???"

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2005, 10:07:34 PM »
Or a blast from the '60s...
Barnabas "In the year 1975, if Angelique is still alive...if Barnabas can survive...may they fall...in love?"
Ben "In the year 2510, will I still be drinking gin?"

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2005, 09:41:46 PM »
just one more...   singing 
 Oh we're the boys of chorus
We hope you like our show
We know you're routing for us
But now we have to go ooo oooo ooooh

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2005, 10:00:31 PM »
How 'bout this oldie but goodie from past Festival Costume Gala's?

"Boris, Boris is the chorus!"
"Bela, helluva guy!"
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2005, 01:48:20 AM »
Ben:  Happy birth day to you, happy birthday to you . . da da da . . How old are you, how old are you?

Barnabas:  Well that depends on which timeline we're talking about. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2005, 03:10:17 AM »
Barnabas (singing):  "Papa, can you hear me?  Papa, can you see me?  Papa, can you find me in the dark?"

Ben (thinking):  "For your sake, Mr. Barnabas, I hope not..."

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2005, 03:49:11 AM »
Ben: Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh . .

Barnabas:  I'm not your papa. 
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2005, 06:27:09 AM »
BC:  "Ben , you'd better go and get a fresh candle.   This one has burned all the way down, while we've stood here singing a collection of tunes that haven't been written yet!"

Ben:  "How much longer will we be singin', so's I know how many candles to get?"
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Re: Episode #0664
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2005, 09:19:01 PM »
Barnabas is relaesing howls of anger because Ben didn't clean the old wax off form the candleholders
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