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Episode #0673
« on: April 26, 2005, 08:36:49 AM »
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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2005, 07:12:11 PM »

Chris: My God Barnabas!!  You were right!  Julia is turning into a Smurf!
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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 02:38:30 AM »
JULIA: And just where have you two carousers been all evening?

CHRIS: The Blue Whale had a Karaoke contest tonight - Barnabas won second prize for his Neil Diamond medley.

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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2005, 06:46:39 AM »
Barnabas: Chris if you do that stupid Jimmy Stewart impression one more time I'm going to turn you into blood pudding.  
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2005, 05:55:05 AM »
Chris:  "Why, oh why, is Barnabas never here to help me?!    That callous lazy bastard!    There's never a vampire around when you need one!    He's standing right behind me, isn't he?!"
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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2005, 02:44:15 AM »
Chris:  "Your birthday?  If I had known, Dr. Hoffman, I would have brought you a present."

Barnabas:  "No need to worry, Chris, because...you are Dr. Hoffman's present!"

(CUE MUSIC.  FADE TO COMMERCIAL.)

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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2005, 07:00:51 AM »
Chris:  "Your birthday?  If I had known, Dr. Hoffman, I would have brought you a present."

Barnabas:  "No need to worry, Chris, because...you are Dr. Hoffman's present!"

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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2006, 04:53:48 AM »
Chris: Oh gosh! Barnabas you were right! Dr. Hoffman is a WOMAN!

Barnabas: Chris, did you need to say it to her face? really man you could use a little tact!
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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2006, 05:02:33 AM »
Yes, Dark Shadows fans, from Ang Lee, the renowned director of the historic and groundbreaking "Brokeback Mountain," comes his much-anticipated "Down East" pre-quel, entitled, "Brokeback Widows' Hill"!

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Re: Episode #0673
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2006, 11:21:53 AM »
Julia:  "Don't you notice anything DIFFerent about me, Chris?"

Barnabas (whispering):  "It's her new Cross-Your-Heart bra.  It lifts and separates so you're suddenly shaplier, or some such thing.  Acknowledge her already or we'll be stuck here all evening."
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