DARK SHADOWS FORUMS  
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
December 20, 2025, 01:59:25 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Search:     Advanced search
405275 Posts in 84442 Topics by 993 Members
Latest Member: syoung
Home Help Search Calendar Login Register
+  DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
|-+  Members' Mausoleum
| |-+  Games
| | |-+  Caption This!
| | | |-+  Caption This! - Blackmailing Liz-Intro to Barnabas-Kidnapping Maggie-Intro to Julia (Moderators: Midnite, dom, Mysterious Benefactor)
| | | | |-+  Episode #0302
 0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic. « previous next »
Pages: 1 2 » Go Down Print
Author Topic: Episode #0302  (Read 3044 times)
Jackie
Senior Poster
****

Karma: +22715/-11136
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 963


View Profile Dark_Shadows_Original_Series-1966-71
« on: April 23, 2005, 05:52:28 AM »
 [poke2]
Logged
Robservations & slideshow every week day at
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/Dark_Shadows_Original_Series/
McTrooper
NEW ASCENDANT
******

Karma: +33/-6858
Offline Offline

Posts: 4630


I Love DS!

View Profile Fan Made Lego Comics - Clay and Dona
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2005, 04:10:43 PM »
Barnabas:  No, Julia, I must go. It is a matter of life and death. The flowers must be watered.
Logged
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
BuzzH
DSF God
*****

Karma: +14677/-5359
Offline Offline

Posts: 3184


The grooviest HEP cat in Collinsport!

View Profile
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2005, 07:42:28 PM »
B: Well, um, let's see...what did you call that...thing you did Doctor?
J: A lap dance, did you like it!? [91a2]
Logged
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"
The Ghost of Sarah Collins
Senior Poster
****

Karma: +324/-412
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 2565


Do You Know My Brother Barnabas...

View Profile
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2005, 12:30:53 AM »
Barnabas: I will agree to it Julia, if you promise to absolutely massage only my back...is that understood?

Julia: You have my word as a respected doctor of the medical community.
Logged
The Ghost of Sarah Collins (1784-1795)
Sister to Barnabas...@}{~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"That evil is wicked is well understood,
the wicked are punished so you must be good"
(Sarah to Barnabas)
Lydia
The Tattooed Lady
FULL ASCENDANT
********

Karma: +21178/-65913
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 7945

View Profile
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 05:58:16 AM »
Julia:  I just know I heard something!
Barnabas:  It was your imagination - nobody's trying to break in.  Now come on back to bed.
Logged
McTrooper
NEW ASCENDANT
******

Karma: +33/-6858
Offline Offline

Posts: 4630


I Love DS!

View Profile Fan Made Lego Comics - Clay and Dona
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2006, 06:05:24 AM »
Barnabas: What you are smelling Julia is my new perfume Erl De Skunk. 
Logged
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
arashi
Senior Poster
****

Karma: +10751/-12640
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 1814


What a lovely night for the unquiet dead.

View Profile Darkness Falls
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2006, 06:23:42 AM »
B: For the last time Julia! There isn't enough room for two in there, and there is no such thing as a double wide coffin!
Logged
darkness falls: a dark shadows fansite - tumblr: the haunted dead
The Ghost of Sarah Collins
Senior Poster
****

Karma: +324/-412
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 2565


Do You Know My Brother Barnabas...

View Profile
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2006, 10:10:44 PM »
Barnabas: I understand you must take my pulse doctor, although I doubt my masculine tushy has one... or am I mistaken?

Julia: I love the way you say tushy... but I believe you are mistaken, it just takes a little longer finding it that's all. (places hand firmly)
Logged
The Ghost of Sarah Collins (1784-1795)
Sister to Barnabas...@}{~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

"That evil is wicked is well understood,
the wicked are punished so you must be good"
(Sarah to Barnabas)
MagnusTrask
* 100000 Poster!! *
DIVINE SUPERNAL SCEPTER
***************

Karma: +4534/-76567
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 29806


u r summoned by the powers of everlasting light!

View Profile The Embryo Room
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2007, 04:11:24 AM »
JH: "Don't worry Barnabas, I have your back!"
BC: "My back is higher up..."
Logged
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor
Brandon Collins
Senior Poster
****

Karma: +665/-3585
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 1119


You have a secret, Mr. Collins.

View Profile The Rebel
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 03:58:24 PM »
Barnabas: Frankly, Julia, I don't give a damn!
Logged
Brandon Collins

http://rebellionbegins.blogspot.com

Twitter: @AwesomeBran
Bob_the_Bartender
Senior Poster
****

Karma: +132/-3428
Offline Offline

Posts: 2119


"Serenity is my favorite emotion."

View Profile
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2007, 11:21:24 PM »
"No, Julia, I do not think that I look like Thurston Howell III in this stylish robe.  On the contrary, I think that I look infinitely more like Basil Rathbone in 'The Hound of the Baskervilles.'"   ^-^
Logged
dom
Long Lost Cousin Returned
Global Moderator
DIVINE ASCENDANT
*****

Karma: +591/-46365
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Posts: 12709


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2007, 03:01:14 PM »
"It's hard to explain, Julia. I don't know...it's...well...well let's just say that I...I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."
Logged
D_Friedlander
Full Poster
***

Karma: +47/-156
Offline Offline

Posts: 409


The REAL Wyndcliffe

View Profile
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2007, 02:29:49 AM »
J: No, I'm not examining your spine, Barnabas, I just wanted to find the label that would tell me where to get a smashing robe like yours--- A Doctor shouldn't settle for an Ohrbach's clearance rack special!
Logged
"HISTORY IS ULTIMATELY AN INVENTORY OF GHOSTS."-----
GUILLERMO DEL TORO
BuzzH
DSF God
*****

Karma: +14677/-5359
Offline Offline

Posts: 3184


The grooviest HEP cat in Collinsport!

View Profile
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2007, 02:35:18 AM »
Quote from: dom on January 04, 2007, 03:01:14 PM
"It's hard to explain, Julia. I don't know...it's...well...well let's just say that I...I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."

LOL Dom!
Logged
Buzz-isms:

"I like the bike I got, & the chick I got!"
"I know just the place!?Over in Logansport!"
"If ya feel it, SIT it!"
"Come on, before he offers me a side car too!"
"Her nose needed some powder!"
"You askin' me to give up something I like?"
Alondra
Senior Poster
****

Karma: +63304/-20402
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
Posts: 649


Dark Shadows Forever!

View Profile
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 08:42:08 PM »
Barnabas: You want to give me the injection WHERE, Doctor?

Alondra
Logged
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Dark_Shadows_Forever/
Pages: 1 2 » Go Up Print 
« previous next »
 

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Christmas Season by TreetopClimber  |  Powered by SMF 2.0.6 | SMF © 2006–2009, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
Page created in 0.077 seconds with 25 queries.