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Episode #0302
« on: April 23, 2005, 06:52:28 AM »
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2005, 05:10:43 PM »
Barnabas:  No, Julia, I must go. It is a matter of life and death. The flowers must be watered.
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2005, 08:42:28 PM »
B: Well, um, let's see...what did you call that...thing you did Doctor?
J: A lap dance, did you like it!? [91a2]
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2005, 01:30:53 AM »
Barnabas: I will agree to it Julia, if you promise to absolutely massage only my back...is that understood?

Julia: You have my word as a respected doctor of the medical community.
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 06:58:16 AM »
Julia:  I just know I heard something!
Barnabas:  It was your imagination - nobody's trying to break in.  Now come on back to bed.
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2006, 07:05:24 AM »
Barnabas: What you are smelling Julia is my new perfume Erl De Skunk. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2006, 07:23:42 AM »
B: For the last time Julia! There isn't enough room for two in there, and there is no such thing as a double wide coffin!
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2006, 11:10:44 PM »
Barnabas: I understand you must take my pulse doctor, although I doubt my masculine tushy has one... or am I mistaken?

Julia: I love the way you say tushy... but I believe you are mistaken, it just takes a little longer finding it that's all. (places hand firmly)
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2007, 05:11:24 AM »
JH: "Don't worry Barnabas, I have your back!"
BC: "My back is higher up..."
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 04:58:24 PM »
Barnabas: Frankly, Julia, I don't give a damn!
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2007, 12:21:24 AM »
"No, Julia, I do not think that I look like Thurston Howell III in this stylish robe.  On the contrary, I think that I look infinitely more like Basil Rathbone in 'The Hound of the Baskervilles.'"   ^-^
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2007, 04:01:14 PM »
"It's hard to explain, Julia. I don't know...it's...well...well let's just say that I...I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2007, 03:29:49 AM »
J: No, I'm not examining your spine, Barnabas, I just wanted to find the label that would tell me where to get a smashing robe like yours--- A Doctor shouldn't settle for an Ohrbach's clearance rack special!
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2007, 03:35:18 AM »
Quote from: dom on January 04, 2007, 04:01:14 PM
"It's hard to explain, Julia. I don't know...it's...well...well let's just say that I...I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china."

LOL Dom!
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Re: Episode #0302
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2007, 09:42:08 PM »
Barnabas: You want to give me the injection WHERE, Doctor?

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