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« on: April 19, 2005, 08:00:34 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2005, 08:18:05 AM »
Willie:  Look, Barnabas, I'm...I'm tellin' ya. I'm sorry what I said about your big ass flattening the cushion of yer favorite chair.
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2005, 08:32:48 AM »
Barnabas thinks: "Oh geez, not the 'buzzer in the hand' trick again."
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2005, 11:43:46 AM »
Willie: "Aw, Barnabas....isn't there a better place to install the Transporter than the Front Parlor?
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2005, 01:30:16 PM »
Willie:  Barabas are you alive you've got a halo over yer head.

Barabas:  Willie that's just a low hanging lighting fixture. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 09:27:45 PM »
Willie: Yo' Blood, gimme five.

Barnabas: No more trips to Uptown New York for you, Willie!

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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 09:53:56 PM »
Willie: I swear Barnabas i don't have it--

Barnabas:  . .i'm not exactly what this 'diaphram' things is Dr Hoffman is looking for but you're the only other person who has been here. . .
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2005, 10:35:47 PM »
Barnabas: The next time you trick me with one of them "super sour gumballs" it could mean your life.
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2005, 11:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Julia99 on April 19, 2005, 09:53:56 PM
Willie: I swear Barnabas i don't have it--
Barnabas:  . .i'm not exactly what this 'diaphram' things is Dr Hoffman is looking for but you're the only other person who has been here. . .

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2005, 12:55:45 AM »
Willie:  What do you mean you couldn't figure out the shadow puppet?  I'm tellin' you it was a dog.
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2005, 01:49:15 PM »
W: Aww come on Barnabas.  Just this once can't I lead?
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2006, 03:48:58 PM »
BC: "Why Willie... I can't imagine what your right hand is doing there, WILLIE..."  (BLING!!  Halo appears over Barnabas's head.)
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2006, 10:39:03 PM »
Willie: I tell ya...I'm being misquoted Barnabas! I never said anything about working for some old decrepit fart who smells like 175 years worth of dead skin....honest!
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 03:57:25 AM »
 :o Willie: Barnabas I don't like the way yer starin' at my throat! Yer not plannin' to...NO!!!

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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2021, 09:11:43 PM »
Willie: Aw, Barnabas . . . I can feel it kicking.  How long ago did Angelique cast the magic baby spell on you?

Barnabas:  Willie!!!  It’s not funny.  I only put on five pounds. 
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!
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