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Episode #0678
« on: April 17, 2005, 09:02:01 AM »
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2005, 08:16:49 PM »
Julia: Darling, do you know how much you owe me for back child support?
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2005, 09:09:34 AM »
Julia: Do you know what this is I'm holding, Barnabas?  It's a chastity belt ... for men!  Would you like to try it on???  :o
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2005, 02:32:52 PM »
Julia: So when you turn into a bat your wings flap like this * shakes stethoscope *
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2005, 06:36:06 AM »
Julia:  "Barnabas, I can't believe that after all this time, you still don't trust my abilities as a doctor.  Now open wide so I can take your temperature."
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2005, 04:13:42 PM »
" I hate to bring this up but it is customary to pay your physician for services rendered.  I'll send you the bill."

     (I always wondered if Julia ever charged anyone for her care.  No wonder why she wore the same yucky suits)

  
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2005, 03:12:55 PM »
Julia:  But Barnabas, what's wrong with my outfit?  Everyone wears curtains in the 70's.
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Julia:  But Barnabas, how can you be a vampire and a vegetarian?
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2005, 05:35:07 AM »
J:  A cozy cottage... A warm glow in the fireplace... We're all alone at last... And all YOU want to see is what's in my medical bag!

B:  But, Doctor, just how often DO you check the expiration dates on all those sedatives you tote around?
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2005, 08:51:29 PM »
Barnabas, you take that back or so help me I'll shove this stethoscope where the sun don't shine!  >:(
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2006, 03:20:20 AM »
Barnabas: Charges? why are you chaging me? you don't even have over head.

Julia: Over head? I have over head, you're my over head! and on my back! on my mind! under foot! in the way!.... in my bed!.... oops.
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2006, 10:16:40 PM »
I have to comment on this scene since I just watched this ep recently.  Don't you just LOVE how they made themselves at home at Chris's by making coffee?  ;)
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2006, 02:58:07 AM »
Quote from: BuzzH on January 09, 2006, 10:16:40 PM
I have to comment on this scene since I just watched this ep recently.  Don't you just LOVE how they made themselves at home at Chris's by making coffee?  ;)


   Well Chris' cottage is on the Collins estate, and of coures Barnabas is a Collins so he must assume he can enter any house or cottage which is on said estate and make himself at home.  :)  can't beat that Collins Logic. 
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2006, 01:26:59 PM »
JH:  Barnabas, if you don't get your hand off my knee RIGHT NOW I'll stick this stethoscope where the sun doesn't shine.  You know perfectly well that I've vowed eternal devotion to the memory of Tom Jennings.
BC:  But why would you stick the stethoscope in a coffin?
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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2006, 02:34:26 PM »
Quote from: Lydia on August 15, 2006, 01:26:59 PM
JH:  Barnabas, if you don't get your hand off my knee RIGHT NOW I'll stick this stethoscope where the sun doesn't shine.  You know perfectly well that I've vowed eternal devotion to the memory of Tom Jennings.
BC:  But why would you stick the stethoscope in a coffin?

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Re: Episode #0678
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2006, 03:23:29 PM »
Julia:I don't or care what a physical was like for the US Navy in 1790, I need you to drop your trousers, turn your head and cough.  ::)
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