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Episode #0300
« on: April 13, 2005, 05:47:16 PM »
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2005, 12:17:10 AM »
Barnabas: Julia, why do you keep saying that you saw a ferret in the upstairs bathroom?
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2005, 09:09:51 PM »
Barnabas: Well Greedo, just how much does Jabba want from me this time?
Julia: (whispers) Jonathan, you're reading the wrong teleprompter again.
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2005, 02:59:40 PM »
Quote from: CyrusL on April 15, 2005, 09:09:51 PM
Barnabas: Well Greedo, just how much does Jabba want from me this time?
Julia: (whispers) Jonathan, you're reading the wrong teleprompter again.
[laughing4] [stfl]

B: Oh, excuse me!
J: Geez Barnabas, how can you produce *those* when all you do is drink blood?
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2005, 03:57:28 AM »
Barnabas: I've told you a thousand times... stay out of my closet doctor!

Julia: But Barnabas, you only have that one suit and  you're shoes fit too tight!
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2005, 04:49:26 PM »
Barnabas: Now close your eyes, Julia- I am going to give you the surprise of your life!!
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2005, 03:48:52 AM »
Barnabas removing his jacket, just before reaching for his cardigan sweater on the hallway coat rack:

"It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood,
A wonderful in the neighborhood,
Won't you be my neighbor?  Hi, neighbor, Julia!" :-*
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2005, 11:53:07 PM »
BARNABAS (Yelling): I wish you colorized the stupid kinescope, but ABC are stupid hypocrites to do it in B&W for being cheap.
JULIA: Stop yelling!
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2006, 07:05:02 PM »
Barnabas thinking:  That is the last time I let Dr. Hoffman examine me.  Her hands are colder than mine!
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2006, 09:02:26 PM »
Julia: Barnabas I must say you are looking particularly radiant today.
Barn: Quiet Julia! I'm in my dark place.
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2006, 10:05:18 PM »
BC: "Funny... it doesn't happen when i pull my own finger..."
JH: "Can we please get back to you threatening my life for the 10,000th time?   You're so easily distracted!"
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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2007, 03:39:22 AM »
Julia: What's wrong now Barnabas?

Barnabas: I told Willie to sew that button on my suit and he didn't do it! Where's my cane??

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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2007, 08:55:11 AM »
Quote from: CallieWL on November 11, 2006, 07:05:02 PM
Barnabas thinking:  That is the last time I let Dr. Hoffman examine me.  Her hands are colder than mine!

That is really great.

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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2007, 08:57:41 AM »
 JF I wish I had my glasses. I can't see my lines.

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Re: Episode #0300
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2007, 01:48:42 PM »
Julia:  Barnabas, didn't your mother ever tell you?  If you keep playing with your belly button, it will fall off!
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