At my bank, once you hit 50 you're entitled to "generational checking".  My daughter has a disdainful view of this term.  ("Why don't they just call it what it is!  
Old  people checking!  They want to sugar-coat everything!")
I don't even attempt to balance my checking account; not because I'm soooo old, but because with my illness I can't organize anything, forget everything, and my brain's rather foggy.  So I dump it on my daughter to try and straighten it out.
She's been scratching her head in frustration over fees.  (Hey, if this is a senior citizen account how come there's a fee?)   

(We were visiting JF's website recently)
My daughter goes:
"What does Frid have?  Octogenarian checking?"
"Alas!  What fiend is charging me this insurmountable fee!"![Laughing [lghy]](http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/Smileys/classic/lghy.gif)
Don't know what I'd do without her amusing DS references.  Always cracks me up.