If I had to choose a female, I'd pick... ...oh, who'm I kidding? I may as well pick Mrs. Johnson for all the good it'd do me.
New England Boiled coconut
whoopie coconut pies ... and coconut Indian pudding.
Then last but not least Barnabas (when not under the curse) so he could at long last get a decent tan!
--Julia (for her medical knowledge, and keen mind, and just being HER...