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Episode #0283
« on: March 18, 2005, 07:15:19 AM »
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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2005, 03:49:01 PM »
Julia:  "I guess we shouldn't have taken that left at Albuquerque..."

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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2005, 04:14:00 PM »
Grayson (whispering): Katie, Lela and Dan have taken our suggestion, the teleprompter is now hidden in the big tombstone marked Dave Woodard.
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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2005, 07:43:12 PM »
"I knew we killed off ol' Dave #2 or 3 for a reason!!"-- Dr. Julia Hoffman, friend in eternity to Dr. Dave Woodard and whatnot
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2005, 06:07:32 AM »
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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2005, 07:51:46 PM »
J: Argh, there be villanous pirates afoot!  Argh!
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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2005, 09:04:28 PM »
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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2006, 11:08:50 PM »
Maggie:  Poor Mrs. Johnson, killed by her own mayonnaise.
Julia:  Professor Stokes is planning to come here at midnight to spread some Miracle Whip on her grave.  He's sure that will bring her back.

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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2006, 02:15:20 AM »
Julia: My God! Can't anyone afford stone gravestones anymore? This cemetary is just FULL of styrofoam!

Maggie: Lock her up! Lock her up...

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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2006, 04:12:55 AM »
J: (singing) 'Cause I eats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
M:(thinking) And *I'm* the one locked up at Wyndecliffe??
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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2006, 08:37:38 AM »
JH: "Poor Dave... good thing they don't list cause of death on tombstones.... well, I'm off to search for the real killers!  Wish me luck!"
"One can never go wrong with weapons and drinks as fashion accessories."-- the eminent and clearly quotable Dark Shadows fan and board mod known as Mysterious Benefactor

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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2023, 03:57:26 AM »
Headstone (text):  Here lies Jasper Collins and his Squirrel bride Nira Walnuts-Collins.

Maggie:  Oh my what did the children look like?
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!

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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2023, 06:47:39 AM »
Headstone (text):  Here lies Jasper Collins and his Squirrel bride Nira Walnuts-Collins.

Maggie:  Oh my what did the children look like?

Like that a squirrel surname is "Walnuts"...
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Re: Episode #0283
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2023, 02:57:27 PM »
Hehe thanks.  Lol.  Somehow it even funnier to me now that you mention it ^_^
Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
Julia: Yeah, I gargled today.
Barnabas: Huh???!!!!