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Episode #0282
« on: March 15, 2005, 10:00:35 PM »
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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2005, 11:18:09 PM »
Maggie: NO! NO! Julia, I don't hear "London Bridge" anymore, it's worse. Some lady keeps singing "I Wanna Dance with You" really offkey, and them a different set of voices sings something about "Oompa Loompas". I'll never go to a convention again.
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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2005, 12:17:31 AM »
MAGGIE: I...I see myself in a car at the Collinsport Drive-In with my boyfriend Joe... we're watching some strange B-movie about a sardonic chain-smoking nightclub owner named Pepe... she's insisting someone wear a girdle... she's brandishing a riding crop... 

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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2005, 05:49:01 AM »
MAGGIE: I...I see myself in a car at the Collinsport Drive-In with my boyfriend Joe... we're watching some strange B-movie about a sardonic chain-smoking nightclub owner named Pepe... she's insisting someone wear a girdle... she's brandishing a riding crop...


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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2005, 07:40:50 AM »
Maggie:  "I swear to God, if you shine that flashlight in my face again, I'll really lose my mind!"

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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2005, 01:35:28 AM »
Maggie:  I'm trying but i can't picture it.  you Dr Hoffman in a blue bikini?
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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2005, 07:44:57 PM »
Maggie: Dr. Hoffman, there's a bee buzzing around in my ear canal and it's giving me an earache.
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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2005, 07:25:54 PM »
Maggie:  "Truly, Dr. Hoffman, your hypnotic expertise cannot be beat.    But... you will not succeed in your efforts, unless of course you manage to somehow become the protagonist of this li'l bit of televisual soapy drama... then, all bets are off...."
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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2005, 03:41:43 AM »
KLS (thinking):  Good Lord, Grayson, the teleprompter is just 3 feet away and you're STILL messing up your lines. Man, have I got a headache...
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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2005, 02:45:26 PM »
Maggie:  Dr.Hoffman it hurst when I do this.
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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2005, 08:51:20 PM »
Maggie:  Dr.Hoffman it hurst when I do this.
Julia:  Then don't do that. 

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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2006, 07:18:52 AM »
Maggie: I see white rabbits, and pumpkins, and witches, and then I see a strange guy clutching his head JUST LIKE THIS!  Oh, Doctor, it's horrible!
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Re: Episode #0282
« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2015, 05:50:01 AM »
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