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Author Topic: Episode #0669  (Read 2250 times)
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« on: February 27, 2005, 06:21:37 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2005, 06:59:16 PM »

Mrs. Johnson: Why are you staring at me like that!?

Quentin: That apron...soooo hideous...

(Yeah, I know Quentin's ghost never really spoke, but just humor me. ;) )
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2005, 10:24:59 PM »

Mrs.J:   "Oh my God!   Enormous sideburns that won't be fashionable for at least one or two years!!"

Incorporeal Q:   (thinking)  "Oh my God!   A dress so hideous that it makes me wish I could talk, just to tell her how hideous it in fact is!!"
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2005, 10:30:25 PM »

Mrs. J:  You want me to do windows too?!!!
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2005, 02:00:10 PM »

MJ: Where have you been all my life gorgeous?
Q: (thinking to himself) Mrs. Danvers?  Is that you?
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2006, 02:38:31 AM »

Mrs. Johnson: Oh my lord, a man! you're a dead man but hey who cares! I live at Collinwood, servants quarters, ground floor second door to the right just off the kitchen... pop in anytime.
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2006, 04:41:48 AM »

Mrs. Johnson's imaginary bullet proof vest was no defense against Quentin's charm. 
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2006, 03:28:46 PM »

  Mrs. J: And now for my next impression, Una O'Connor....
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2006, 05:50:35 PM »

Mrs J:   "A ghost!!!  Yet I continue to work here!!    When I think of my paycheck.... AAAAAAAAA!     That's scary!   Mr. Ghost, could you talk to one of your descendants, or great great nephews, whatever, and ask them for a teensy raise, pretty please?"
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2006, 06:14:51 AM »

Mrs. J: Get away from me SUPERFLY!

p.s. This is my 200th post!
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2015, 03:46:20 PM »

Mrs. Johnson has the mayonnaise scared right out of her.
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