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« on: February 24, 2005, 08:03:12 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2005, 08:47:29 AM »
Elizabeth: "Prepare for the Stoddard mind-meld... your thoughts to my thoughts... Why, I knew you hadn't done your homework, David!"
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2005, 12:06:54 AM »
"Somebody hand me a bowl, this boy needs a haircut!"

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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2005, 01:03:07 AM »
*does the disappearing nose trick; pokes out thumb*  Elizabeth: David, where your nooooose!?

David: You made my nose disappear! You're even scarier than Barnabas! *runs away*
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2005, 07:27:19 PM »
Elizabeth: That is a bad scratch Diavid, so you say you and your little friend Sarah were playing football, and she pulled it away right when you went to kick it, and you slid right onto the Old House porch?
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2005, 09:25:54 PM »
Liz: "No, David, you do not have a third eye growing in the middle of your forehead, but even if our water was toxic, I would still expect you to wash up for dinner.  Now scoot!"

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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2005, 10:35:10 PM »
Quote from: ProfStokes on February 25, 2005, 09:25:54 PM
Liz: "No, David, you do not have a third eye growing in the middle of your forehead, but even if our water was toxic, I would still expect you to wash up for dinner.  Now scoot!"

LOL that's wonderful!!
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2005, 01:04:12 AM »
liz: "david stop squirming and sit still it will only hurt a second.i've warned you before about wearing my false eyelashes."
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2005, 12:51:56 AM »
Elizabeth: Very good David, you answered every question corretly... now without looking answer this... Where did I hide my other leg?
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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2005, 03:54:08 PM »
Liz Stoddard has her first experience with the latest in 60's technology- the whoopee cushion!!
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2005, 03:20:51 AM »
As she wiped off his forehead, Elizabeth warned David that his ultra-WASPy father would be furious if he found out where David had gone on this particular Wednesday afternoon.
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2005, 04:28:13 AM »
DAVID: Joan, I don't want no make-up now.
JOAN: Your face is dirty like a muddy water in Detroit!
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2023, 08:48:33 PM »
Some funny ones above :)

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Elisabeth:  If I rub your eyebrows together you’ll have a unibrow.
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Barnabas: Your hair smells like mint today.
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