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« on: February 21, 2005, 07:34:14 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2005, 05:53:34 PM »

"I'll help you, Chris, under one condition. Lose the robe and give me what I've been craving for the past 175 years. Otherwise, you can bay at the moon until the cows come home."
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« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2005, 06:54:29 PM »

Both men ponder how to lift the seemingly unbreakable AFGHAN curse.
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« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2005, 10:27:49 PM »

Chris: First Barbie and Ken break up, now Brad and Jennifer. Barnabas this is madness. What hope do I have that Carolyn and I can make it?
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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2005, 04:57:12 AM »

Barnabas: I'm feeling sick to my stomach, Chris.  What was that you brought home for dinner?

Chris: I'm not sure, Barnabas but I had it's blood all over my clothes.  That's why I changed.
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2005, 09:50:11 AM »

Chris:  "Not only have I suffered the terrible curse of the wolf, but now my robe is all itchy.  Help me, Barnabas!   Only you can understand!!"

Barnabas:   "Yeah it's a problem all right... Chris, Tom, whatever..."

(Please don't say two people speaking is too long...)

"I'll help you, Chris, under one condition. Lose the robe and give me what I've been craving for the past 175 years. Otherwise, you can bay at the moon until the cows come home."

Uh... LOL!
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2005, 02:14:31 AM »

Barnabas: I didn't mean to interrupt you're shower Chris.

Chris: Shower?... Oh Shower! yeah, I was taking a shower... oh I don't mind.
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2005, 02:28:34 PM »

Both men ponder how to lift the seemingly unbreakable AFGHAN curse.

   [laughing4] [stfl] OMG!  That damn afghan was *everywhere* wasn't it? 
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2005, 05:23:01 PM »

"I'll help you, Chris, under one condition. Lose the robe and give me what I've been craving for the past 175 years. Otherwise, you can bay at the moon until the cows come home."

Oh, wow, that IS too funny!  Kudos to you on a thoroughly wicked and incredibly politiclly-incorrect, yet, uproariously funny, and "candid" comment from the "reluctant" vampire! ;D >:D
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2005, 05:46:57 PM »

[laughing4] [stfl] OMG!  That damn afghan was *everywhere* wasn't it?


I have no doubt Buzz that had they gone back in time to the first cave dwelling Collins' that afghan would be there,drapped over a rock! 
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2005, 06:51:50 PM »

I have no doubt Buzz that had they gone back in time to the first cave dwelling Collins' that afghan would be there,drapped over a rock!

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!! No shit!   >:D
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2005, 12:13:40 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2005, 12:53:46 AM »

Chris:  "Hmmm...apparently, I am just glad to see you..."
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2005, 02:13:00 AM »

Don Briscoe: So Selby gets his own dressing room because of that stupid theme song?  But I'm better looking and was an "Adonis of the Month" in last month's 16 !
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« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2005, 04:44:39 PM »

Chris: First Barbie and Ken break up, now Brad and Jennifer. Barnabas this is madness. What hope do I have that Carolyn and I can make it?

Chris: Not Nick and Jessica too, omygod Barnabas. (pauses) Do you still  have...the silver bullets... ???
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