"I wonder what town I'm in..."
You got there before me, Gunga Din...
"If only there were a
sign... O cruel fate, WHY isn't there a SIGN of some kind??! O Lord, all I ask is for there to be a SIGN, like maybe one saying what town I'm in, or something!! WHY NO SIGN???
Waaaaahhh!!!!" (bawling her eyes out.)