Episode #0658

 

Julia talking on the phone: "I told you Barnabas, I wasn't speeding.  I accidently hit the accelerator instead of the brakes. But this buffoon doesn't believe me."

 

Julia:  "David...David...I get only one phone call, so will you please stop joking around and put your Father or your Aunt Elizabeth on the phone?"

Julia:  "No, no, I said I was LISTENING."

Quentin:  "Ohhhhh!  We must have a bad connection.  I thought you said you were soliciting."

"No Amy, no.  I don't want to hear how things have changed since I've been in the "big house".  Cut the crap and put Chris on the phone."

"Yes you heard me right, Barnabas...soliciting! {gasp} Just get down here, NOW. And the next time you lose your cane by the docks, you can fly over there and find it yourself!"

Julia, intent on getting to the bottom of why there were so many Sherriff Pattersons, calls in a favor from her buddy J. Edgar.

The Sheriff had a nasty habit of leaving his Donut-rette gum (for his donut addiction) all over the floor.
Julia had to keep a sharp eye out to avoided stepping in it.  

Julia(calling 911: Oh yes! It's an emergency! {Gasp!} his hair is all gone! he needs hair replacement therapy, desperately!

Julia: Yes, I would say its an emergency... I was just arrested by the hair style patrol, I'll be needing the works, stat!