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« on: February 11, 2005, 05:06:39 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2005, 06:01:17 PM »

"Dear God, I asked you for a man who'll give me lots and lots of jewelry, and what do you send me?  This j-e-r-k that says he's rich but all he'll fork over is a recycled old music box and a lot of bragging about his family jewels."
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2005, 05:33:04 AM »

Barnabas:  "Come on, Maggie, it's a swell trade!"

Maggie:  "My ring for a junky old music box?  I don't know...my Pop might get mad."
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2005, 08:58:23 PM »

Maggie: Alright, I'll switch clothes with you for the music box... but just this once.
Barnabas: You always say that how do you think you got that ring?
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2005, 02:20:23 PM »

Announcer: Today on Dark Shadows, Barnabas shows Maggie the music box he made out of an old mayonaise jar in arts & crafts class.
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2005, 09:18:08 PM »

In a role reversal, Maggie assumes the William Holden role of Joe (now Jo) Gillis, while Barnabas interprets Gloria Swanson's role, that of the exceedingly-possessive (not to mention, extremely wacked-out) Norma (now Norman) Desmond in "Son of Sunset Boulevard."   
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2005, 10:17:41 PM »

Look Maggie, I got you the Welches Grape Jam you like, in the Archies jars!


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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2005, 11:16:08 PM »

Barnabas:  Here a little nip of blood will warm you up.

Maggie:  Blood?!?!
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