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Episode #0081
« on: February 09, 2005, 08:53:38 AM »
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2005, 09:53:39 AM »
Mrs. Johnson: Oh, dear. Where IS that change purse? Compact, car keys, revolver...oh, here it is!
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2005, 08:16:11 AM »
Mrs. Johnson:  "I don't need to see a menu.  Whenever I go to a restaurant, I always bring my own food.  It's the only way I can be sure that it's fresh."
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2005, 08:21:05 PM »
MJ: No, no dear, a hard working waitress like yourself deserves a tip!  I KNOW I have a dime here somewhere!
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2005, 02:02:41 AM »
mrs.johnson:"well susie i must say i prefer you to that chatterbox maggie evans...she never shuts up and i don't believe i've ever heard you say one single word."
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2005, 02:12:17 AM »
WAITRESS: You wanna charge it on cash, check, BankAmericard, or MasterCharge?
JOHNSON: I'm looking for my checkbook.
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2005, 03:57:29 PM »
Mrs. Johnson:  Oh dear!  I forgot my wallet.  Could I give you something instead?
I've got a baby penguin here.  And I can provide you with cheep canned fish to take care of it.
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2005, 03:29:23 AM »
Mrs. Johnson: Let me tell you, young lady, when Howard Johnson's ran this place, they always took my Diner's Club card and AAA Discount without any ID!
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2007, 03:22:17 AM »
Mrs. J: I'll have a roast beef sandwich and hold the mayonnaise! I brought my own so I know it's fresh!

Susie: Oh, yeah, Maggie told me about you...the last of the ten cent tippers, at least I hope so!

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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2007, 06:01:46 PM »
You know what?  We ALL deserve a pat on the back for our captions!  ;)
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2012, 07:08:07 AM »
Mrs. Johnson: "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2025, 01:54:36 PM »
Mrs. Johnson: "Interesting menu. Is it fact or fiction?"
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2025, 07:32:17 PM »
Hehe Uncle Rodger ^_^ good one to bump up too, fun to read all the old captions as well.

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Mrs. Johnson: I’m sure I have a pen and paper  . . .  Ah here I’ll right your tip on this “Try harder.”  Oh bonus tip “get a different job”.
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Re: Episode #0081
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2025, 12:10:42 PM »
Thank you, McTrooper. Yes there's still quite a bit of life in these older posts!
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