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« on: February 03, 2005, 10:13:55 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2005, 08:26:11 AM »

Julia prays: "I know I put those snapshots of Barnabas changing in here somewhere but where?"   >:D

Willie wonders:  "She didn't do a very good cleanin' job. This place still has cobwebs and dust.  Barnabas ain't goin' to be happy."  :-
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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2005, 06:58:15 AM »

J: Reports, charts, prescriptions...{GASP}  Alright - who was the bright one that decided to hide their...growth chart amongst my medical files?!

W: Uh...ah, well ya see Julia...

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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2005, 07:32:04 PM »

JULIA: This scandalous dossier on Mrs. Johnson's younger days as a stripper in Atlantic City is quite a page-turner, Willie. But the report also mentions her 8 by 10 boudoir photos are included. I don't see them in here.

WILLIE: Uh... maybe David took 'em... no need to check under Barnabas' mattress....
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2005, 02:49:23 AM »

W:  Julia, you gotta hurry up--- the Mad Scientist Board of Inspection will be here any minute!

J: Then don't just stand there, Willie.  I need MORE COBWEBS!
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2005, 01:34:17 AM »

Julia Studying her Collinsport nudes research file... let's see now
Jeff, eww
Joe, mmm
Roger,mmm
Willie, nice
Chris, mmm very nice
Quentin, mmm, yummy
Barnabas, Jack Pot!
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2005, 01:10:53 AM »

Julia:  "Now that Willie has become enmeshed in a giant spider web, I can ransack this cellar in peace!"

Loomis:  "Curses, foiled again!   Who's she talkin' to?!"

DF--- LOL.
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2007, 03:04:50 AM »

Julia: Gee, Willie, I didn't know you had a prison record before you met Barnabas, but I am certainly not surprised.

Willie: Gee, Dr. Hoffman, I didn't know you were such a snoop, but I certainly ain't surprised.
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2007, 03:23:37 AM »

Willie: Excuse me Julia, but what are you doing way down here, in Barnabas' most secret files room?

Julia: I'm just doing what doctors and women do best... SNOOPING.
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2007, 08:01:01 AM »

Julia.   The private detective has hit the Jackpot. ponders. You know a wife can't be forced to testify against her husband.
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2007, 02:52:35 PM »

Willie: Excuse me Julia, but what are you doing way down here, in Barnabas' most secret files room?
Julia: I'm just doing what doctors and women do best... SNOOPING.

W: I can't believe you're snooping Julia!
J: I'm not snooping Wilie, I'm CLEANING!   ::)

(at least that's what my mom used to call it! ;))
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2007, 03:52:57 PM »

W: I can't believe you're snooping Julia!
J: I'm not snooping Wilie, I'm CLEANING!   ::)
(at least that's what my mom used to call it! ;))

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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2007, 05:24:04 AM »

Willie: Whatcha doin' Julia?

Julia: Just checking out the dossier my private detective came up with on Barnabas' latest Josette clone. She seems to meet all of his requirements. I wonder when he'll give her the music box?

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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2007, 06:25:02 PM »

Willie: Does Barnabas know your down here lookin into his stuff? If ya are I gotta tell him.

Julia: No he doesn't and you won't tell him, if you do I'll tell him you've been selling tickets to the kids in Collinsport to see the stiff in the basement.
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2007, 08:36:35 PM »

Julia: No he doesn't and you won't tell him, if you do I'll tell him you've been selling tickets to the kids in Collinsport to see the stiff in the basement.

LOL,   Julia, I don't know what I am going to tell the IRS about these dedutions for medical equipment and blood.
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