I hear that Toblerone invented chocolate in the first place. I also hear that street punks will steal Toblerones and use them to jimmy open locked cars. The ancient Egyptians worshipped them as gods. If you throw one in the general direction of the Sun, the Sun will go out, and all life on Earth will be extinguished. Toblerones have a rudimentary nervous system and brain, but choose not to use them. They have the strength of twenty men, but since they have no limbs, it doesn't really count for much. All they can do is lie there at the checkout stand, looking tough. Though they don't look all that tough to me. I could take one in a clean fight. Yeah.
